Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writing this self-summary is a bit like superhero movies from 10+
years ago. It seems like fun at first, but the further along you
go, the more you realize, it stinks (exception being, Batman and
Batman Returns). Getting to know me is a bit more like recent
superhero movies. Exciting, engaging, thought provoking, and just
the right amount of silly. Let's hope that my profile is more Iron
Man, and less Batman and Robin.
Still here? Great! We're on track to becoming good friends.
Some things to know about me;
- I own a house in Rochester
- I would like to have a pet goat someday (name ideas,
- I have an odd collection of instruments (I can even play a few of
- I have a penchant for geeky things (•GASP•)
- I have beaten Megaman 1-8 (that's kind of a big deal)
- I will make you laugh (guaranteed*)
- I HAVE danced with the devil in the pale moonlight
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work away my Monday - Friday in the IT department of a local
hospital, where I've been for 10+ years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Witty comebacks
- Movie trivia
- Keeping the peace
- Voice over
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my hair or suspenders
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- The Big Lebowski
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
- Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
- The Slammin' Salmon
- Mighty Mighty Bosstones
- The Slackers
- Alice Cooper
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Dog friend
- Some sort of musical instrument
- My music library
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The paradoxes of time and space. Like, why Marty McFly was the last
to disappear from the photo. Hmmm.
What life would be like with super powers. Hard to say what I'd
want though. What's your choice?
Ideas for a web series that I never bring to production.
Life changes. I've shed 80+lbs in the past few months and still
Ways to make my life more meaningful.
Is it too hot/cold/rainy to have a fire outside?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I might be home, I might not be home. I'm looking for someone to do
more "not be home" activities with.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for someone to taste test pies that you've
You're willing to discuss Batman ad nauseam
You need to hide a large sum of money that you "just found"
You can enjoy a night just hanging out joking around and having
pointless conversations. Even if it's "not be home"
You know where my profile references the Muppets
*Guarantee not guaranteed
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.