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38 Atlanta, GA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–47
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:55am
White, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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It's time to re-write this thing. My Summary has gotten long, and pedantic.

Until Such time, please feel free to scour my questions. Most of them have explanations and they'll give you a pretty good idea who I am.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just finished my MBA, and am working to start a family business, with my family. (duh) I'm looking to figure out my next adventure... any suggestions?

I decided to learn the Guitar. So, I'm working on that too... I'm really not very good at it. Yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm a really good cook. I am an exceptional grump, I'm training to get a job in a balcony at a puppet show.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Who knows... What's the first thing you noticed?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love all sorts of books. My mother just sold her used-book store so I (still) get a potpourri of books for the holidays... Since my commute is no longer on the subways, I don't read as much as I used to, but some of my favorite authours are Christopher Moore, William S. Burroughs, Ayn Rand, Kevin Hearn, George Howard. H.P. Lovecraft... Which are all a lot more interesting than textbooks and computer books.

I enjoy a lot of different movies, from Blazing Saddles and Death to Smoochy to A Clockwork Orange, The Maltese Falcon, The Twilight Zone and Star Wars.

I don't watch TV in general, but I do like specific shows: Futurama, Adventure Time, Twilight Zone, Monsters!, Tales from the Crypt, Family Guy, Dexter, The Sopranos, (most HBO series actually), SoA... That sort of thing.

I like pretty much all music... I Have a pandora station that is seeded with Flogging Molly, The Tossers, The Pogues, Great Big Sea, The Dropkick Murphys, The Mighty Mighty BossTones, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Stray Cats, Royal Crown Review, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Moxy Fruvous, Stephen Lynch, Flight of the Concords, Tenacious D, Lonely Island, Static X, Frank Sinatra, Louis Armstrong, Harry Belafonte, Ella Fitzgerald,

It's an epic station...

Food? I like it all, I cook it all. Bring it on... Except Dill Pickles... You can have them. Blech.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) An intelligent conversation
2) Laughter
3) A passport
4) A little bit of crazy around me. (Not Drama... Huge Difference)
5) Something/Somewhere new to experience / Explore
6) A book to read
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
World Domination... Recipes... Business... Travel... Relationships... uses for left over ingredients... What a person's story is, when I'm people watching. The socio-economic impacts of strip clubs and tattoo parlors.

What REALLY makes the rockin' world go 'round? Rotational Inertia or Fat-Bottomed Girls?

Why are there so many "Runners" on OKCupid?

How do some maps know I am there? it's a little creepy the map knows where I am before I do.

Why are there so many female strippers named Bambi, if Bambi was the name of a boy Deer?

It must be very hard for someone with a stutter to order from the drive through, without getting like 3-7 of everything.

That's a hard question, I don't spend a lot of time thinking about any one thing in particular...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oh, I do lots of different things but I like movies, hiking, team trivia, Cooking dinner, catching up on the few shows I watch on TV, board/RPG/Social games.. I don't know that there is ever really a typical friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a drinking problem... When I get really drunk, I end up on Amazon/Ebay/Etsy and the strangest things show up 3 days later... It's always a treat to get an unexpected call/note there's a package waiting from/for me. It also leads to conversations like this with my mother..

"HeyMa, What's up?"
"Yes Mom a sword."
"Yes Mom, I know it's 2013."
"Yes Mom, I realize Dad doesn't need *A* sword, let alone 3 swords." "Yes Mom I know he is a retired accountant and not a retired barbarian or ninja."
"I'm glad you liked your kindle. Love you too. Bye."


Mom: "She said she got the package you sent to your niece. Apparently, the label read "Sperm, Whale" and she was afraid to open it.... Luckily, It was a plush Whale toy."
Me: "Whew. Lucky Indeed."
You should message me if
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If you have a sense of humour, and can laugh at yourself.
You think and speak in complete sentences.
You have an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out.
You love to try new foods.. and won't turn your nose up at something without at least giving it a try.
Sometimes you just want to talk a bunch of nonsense, and make up wildly ridiculous conversations, that don't really mean anything.
You are capable of thinking before, during and/or after you speak/act.
You enjoy being outside the city on occasion.
You can appreciate Art in all it's form.
If you'd rather be a pirate than a ninja.

I should admit that I don't initiate many conversations here, so generally, if you're interested you should message me.... or if you're feeling clandestine, then find some way to alert me of your interest, for instance you could view my profile multiple times over a couple days... or if you're really into new-age spiritualism you can try to telepathically purge your chakras towards me, and wait for a reply... or if you are a stranded alien, you could build a device out of a record player and a speak-and-spell to phone me directly to pick you up for a date... or you could wait until I fall asleep, then invade my dreams, with your knife-fingered glove... You could record a message in a small trashcan like droid, and fire him off in an escape pod, requesting my assistance with a rebellion... I mean the possibilities are endless.

Even if you don't live near me, it's always fun to make new friends far away, it means there's always a reason to travel.

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