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TimTelevision

45 M Greenville, SC

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 5, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Latin (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Once there was the me that I was before I knew what there was to be. Those were halcyon days... when you weren't restrained by the ideas of limits or the tethers of other people's restraint. I didn't know I couldn't fly, so I flew.

Then there was the me that had to push, push, and struggle. The Jack in the Box, the caterpillar in the cocoon, the nut in the honey... No force external, man-made or otherwise, could push my course upstream. I didn't know where I was going, but I knew it felt like gravity, and I was smart enough to know that anyone who tried to force me to defy the Great Magnet was not worth listening to. Mother Nature speaks in whispers for those who care to listen.

And now, I am the me that I have always been, and that I have never been before. Every dawn: new eyes and ten thousand flowers unfolding. I treasure this beauty and mystery around me, so full of rapturous joy and exquisite pain, so full of lessons swirling at every corner, so... f u l l. I love this place; it's the strangest life I've ever known.

Oh, and I love chocolate. And sometimes I pick my nose. And my head is a television. Aaaand other shtuff.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sit, I stand, I jump, I run,
I dream, I plan, I play, I'm fun,
I paint, I sew, I draw, I write,
I'm fast, I'm slow, I love to fight,
I dye my hair, I burn my clotheses,
I love to watch butterflies lighting on roses,
I play in the mud, I wade in the stream,
I stay by myself, but still love the team,
I'm sunny, I'm mooney, I stare at the stars,
I'm grumpy, I'm looney, I'm covered with scars,
I love to watch people, and they, to watch me
I teach, I drink deeply, I flow to the sea,
I study, I study, I devour my supply,
I seek out adventure, for the chance to apply,
I look and I listen, and I'm calling for you,
From my tall forest treehouse. That's what I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at... Saying things like "Oh Yesh!" and meaning it. - Wearing Converse All Star Basketball Shoes. - Being clever at 90% of the right times and 10% of the wrong ones. - Doodling things into reality that I have no idea where they came from. - Making spaghetti. - Eating spaghetti. - Shamelessly agitating and enabling others when I think it's healthy to do so, despite the consequences. - Creative shpellings. - Remembering arcane facts and obsolete definitions. - Making stories longer than the attention span of anyone listening. - Molesting the sensibilities of curious onlookers and unsuspecting spectators. - Exceeding preconceived notions while still not living up to my potential. - Communicating with people who understand the language of dreams. - Kicking people in the legs. - Mm, that's all.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have blue hair, so it kinda stands out. And when you're on stilts cracking a bullwhip or twirling a hula-hoop, people notice that sort of thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Sandman series, The Annotated Alice, Fear & Loathing, My Big TOE, DMT The Spirit Molecule, Little Nemo in Slumberland, Mutts, The Little Prince, House at Pooh Corner, The Occult by Colin Wilson, The Secret by Osho

Movies: Enter the Dragon, Lone Wolf & Cub series, Willy Wonka, Fight Club, Fear & Loathing, Chocolate (w. Jeeja Yanin), Waking Life, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Priscilla; Queen of the Desert, Mad Max films, The Professional, most Clint Eastwood westerns, The Point, Everything is Illuminated

Art: AA Milne, L Frank Baum, Alphonse Mucha, Gustave Dore, John Tenniel, Gustav Klimt, Patrick McDonnel, Winsor McCay, Max Fleischer

Music: Tom Waites, Nick Cave, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, The Monkees, The Violent Femmes, Peelander-Z, Jeff Buckley, Leonard Cohen, Portishead, The Damned, The Dead Boys, The Gorillaz, The Smiths, Jonathan Richman, Rasputina, The Decemberists, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristofferson, Shel Silverstein, Cab Calloway, The Doors, Firehose, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Thee Trash Brats, The Groovie Ghoulies, The Ramones, Murder City Wrecks, Laughing Hyenas, Antony & the Johnsons

Food: cheap American fare. Anything NOT out of a dumpster is great! Chocolate malts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My daughter, Seven. Everything else is negotiable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
~ Writing the 2 cirkus-fire-musicals I'm working on.
~ Shamanism, metaphysics, occult science, & the spirit world
~ Ninpo, Karate-Do, & other martial arts
~ TO-DO lists; lots of them.
~ Sex & sex by-products (kissing, cuddling, etc etc)
~ What I should've done and what I need to do/build/be
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On stilts, in a hoop,or on Fire!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Oh, I'll admit it; I'll confess to a lot, but it ain't free. Quid Pro Quo. You are welcome to ask, but you must also tell. Thems the rules.
You should message me if
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You have questions or answers. Comments are nice, but they are very 2-dimensional. Life is too short to live it in 3 dimensions, let alone 2. I am an action-figure, so I don't spend a lot of time sitting at the compy. Make it worth sitting still for..! :)