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Timaeus235

35 M Astoria, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I've been told that telling too many jokes can make me seem a superficial prankster, but if there's one thing I've learned in my 3+ decades on this planet, it's that life is very long, and oh-so-difficult to navigate through with a smile on your face. One of the best things you can do for a person is make them smile, so if you find anything I've written amusing, well, I've just made the world just a little bit of a better place. To get through the serious stuff: I'm 35, divorced, and happy with where I am in life right now. I've got a good job that I enjoy (most days) because it combines my love of figuring out how things work with my innate desire to help people understand things. I've got a great group of family and friends that mean the world to me, and a life that makes me look forward to everything tomorrow can be. The only thing missing from my life these days is someone to share it with; someone to walk down the proverbial road with me a ways and see all life has to offer.

So, feel like going for a walk?
What I’m doing with my life
Surviving. Much like my guru Stephen Wright, I plan on living forever, and so far, so good. I have a day job that I've had for the majority of my life (or so it seems on a rough day), but it's just to pay for my other bad habits, like theater, eating, and crimefighting. I do plan on ruling the world some day, so I've got that going for me.
I’m really good at
Turning even innocent things into inappropriate innuendo, so when you give me an opportunity like this.....ok, I'll behave...

I'm really good at playing in a jug band. And underwater basket weaving. And saving the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
The puff of smoke I appear in. I've been told it's quite distracting.

Or that I tell a lot of occasionally-funny jokes. Well, to clarify: they're always funny to ME, they're just occasionally funny to everyone else
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How on earth does one fit it all it? Tell you what, I'll give you a top five. Ok, maybe not top, but off the top of my head - that counts, right?
Books (Authors, actually):
Brian Greene
Christopher Moore
Terry Pratchett
Jim Butcher
Neil Gaiman
Movies:
Singin' in the Rain
Harvey
Princess Bride
Blues Brothers
Con Air
Music (last five off my last.fm):
Frank Sinatra
Buddy Guy
Flogging Mollys
Ben Folds
Parliment
Television: (all thanks to my dvr)
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
How I Met Your Mother
Boardwalk Empire
Modern Family
The six things I could never do without
Coffee
Books
Music
The Internets
Humor
More coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the most random things. Like, if a mime is choking, how can you tell? If that rapper really believes he can fly, why does he bother with an airplane? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
I never said I was normal.
On a typical Friday night I am
This is quite correct. On a typical Friday night, I am.

Who has a typical Friday night? Mine could be one of a thousand things. Going out to the pub to unwind after a long week. Seeing a show. Being in a show. Hanging out at home with a few close friends. Maybe just sitting curled up with a good book. Maybe heading out somewhere for the weekend. Who ever knows?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- you get enough reality in your daily life without needing to watch reality television (or at least not just)
- you don't necessarily believe that cooked (or tanned) = healthy
- you're intellectually curious
- you can have an actual conversation, not just a regurgitation of what was on the boob tube last night