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TimeConsumerist

35 M Atlanta, GA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Part-time zombie, full-time booksmith. Never afraid to try something new. Music leads me to both new places and those familiar and safe. Newly reborn (no..not in that big tent revival kind of way) in my philosophy of life. I'm ENFJ since that seems to be a thing here. Submitted my Mars One application...so we'll see what happens. I'd like to think of myself as a good conversationalist. There are few problems that a glass of [insert favorite adult beverage here], a smoke [herbal or otherwise] and good banter can't solve, or at least diminish. My Bacon number is 2. Don't take a selfie with an iPad, just don't. I chase my shots with beer.

Also in the adult/fetish industry so take that as you will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm one of the owners of the best bookstore in Atlanta (yes, I'm biased). Trying to make Genessee the new PBR. Pondering the Oxford comma.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm according to reliable sources, including one Neil Gaiman, a very good cook. I am unofficial Iron Chef Southern.

Bejeweled. I will rock your face off with my high scores.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A lot of people give me a look like they're wondering if they know me or not, guess I just have one of those kind of faces. Unfortunately, I'm terrible at remembering names so I usually hope they don't think they know me so I don't have to play along.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A dangerous question to ask someone for whom books are their life. Some of my top choices would be: The Count of Monte Cristo, The Rum Diary, American Gods, The Dark Tower series, pretty much anything by Murakami, The Haunting of Hill House, Watchmen, and on....
*Recently finished Fuminori Nakamura's, The Thief. Absolutely incredible ride, beautifully written (and translated) and hard to put down.

Movies: My favorite movie is Braveheart, I will watch it every time I see it's on. Other favorites include: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Hobo With A Shotgun, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Taxi Driver, Lost in Translation, Drive, Pacific Rim and all of the Marvel movies (Iron Man and Avengers are my favs of the lot)

Shows: Seinfeld, Game of Thrones, Buffy, Angel, Firefly, In Treatment, Dexter (bad series finale :( ), The Shield, The X-Files, Lost, Battlestar Galactica (except for that bullshit ending), Tim and Eric:Awesome Show, Doctor Who, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Luther

Music: Umm...how did I forget this to begin with. I like a wide range of stuff. But on my current playlist I have: Heart, Ryan Adams, Wild Nothing, Mastodon, Daft Punk, Kavinsky, Television, Baroness, Big K.R.I.T., Beach House, Still Corners, Wilco, Pete Yorn, Thursday, Thrice, Smashing Pumpkins, The Get Up Kids, My Bloody Valentine, Infinite Shred, Thrice, Pure Bathing Culture, Fidlar, Maserati, HAIM

Food: I will try literally almost anything. I like all the usual stuff, some more fringe things I enjoy are tongue (lengua) tacos, jellyfish salad, steak tartare, liver
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Good food, A friendly ear, iPod/iPhone, Brisk winter wind (Winter is Coming), Beer/whiskey
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What do we sound like to dogs? Is Idiocracy an eerily real view of the future? Is it really better to burn out than fade away? Who started the hot dog/bun racket, the hot dog companies or the bread companies?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to make sure they stay rather untypical (I think that's a word, if it's not...it should be). I might be watching a documentary and drinking fine wines with friends, at a show in East Atlanta, or doing something less exciting like hitting up the gym and reading afterwards. Sometimes I don't even know what's going to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall women of the world, not only are you not intimidating, you're damn beautiful.

Ke$ha is a guilty pleasure of mine.

A girl told me that her favorite movie of all time was White Chicks. I never called her again.

I never want to go on a cruise, but yet I would like to go into space. How does that make sense?

Also, I have no idea how to use Reddit.
You should message me if
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You see the humor in the darkness of life, you prefer savory to sweet, you make yours Marvel, not DC.