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TimeIsForTheWeak

26 Erie, PA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pros:
•Acceptably attractive
•Uses proper grammar
•Laid back to the point of concern
•Writing a book and this is the last you'll hear of it
•Has the answers to life
•Well learned
•Decent at drawing but admittedly out of practice (would love to draw you)
•Believes respect is the currency of social interaction
•Becomes physically ill while listening to Country music (No, this does not belong in Cons)
•Listens to everything from Opeth to Enya and is a bit bothered by the one dimensional nature of this comment
•Truly, madly, deeply wants you to ask him about music recommendations
•Sexy voice (this has been verified by a few third party sources)
•"Slow to anger" is an understatement
•Detrimentally loyal
•Doesn't take anything for granted to the point of staring at the moon for long periods of time in reverence
•Independent
•Has a motorcycle
•Can name 40+ uses for a bandanna that MacGyver should have realized before deciding not to wear one
•Loves animals
•Big dreams
•Hard worker
•Completely wishes he was born as a chick for the clothing choices alone
•"Nice guy" that doesn't expect anything at all from anyone. People like me do exist
•Doesn't get hopelessly attached (… unless you're into that)
•Thinks disrespect should be a criminal offense.

Cons
•Only acceptably attractive
•Has the answers to life
•Insufferable intellect
•Likes to narrate real life with a deep "movie trailer" voice
•Thinks that this is an acceptable profile
•Considers "table etiquette" to be contrived and altogether pointless
•Walks up stairs exclusively on all fours
•Motorcycle doesn't have sex appeal
•Wears bandannas
•Unabashedly believes we are no better/different than animals
•On a similar note, does not believe animals should be kept indoors or (in most circumstances) even as pets
•Too big of dreams
•Not an alpha male
•Not particularly strong in the upper body
•Or the lower body
•Has a thing for short haired girls with good singing voices
•Has a very flirty personality
•Hates his own name
•Eeyore's reincarnate in the morning
•Has a desire to hurt things that are too cute (has no idea why)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ready Player One, The Beam, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and the rest of the series by Douglas Adams, The Martian, Fear the Sky.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home drinking and watching shows with a friend.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You would like some music suggestions or anything really.