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27 San Luis Obispo, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:25pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Working on university
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I guess I hate a few things, one of them is having to describe myself. So I won't. But I will say I try not to be an introvert. I try to maintain an optimistic disposition, but consider myself more of a realist. I realize how little time we have on this big rock and believe you should get the most out of your life. But you should also have long term goals that you strive to fulfill. I don't judge or label people unless it seems necessary. I've moved around a lot, but have lived in slo for awhile now and intend on finishing school. As far as relationships go, I'm looking for someone fun, intelligent, and open-minded, who also drives me crazy with lust and desire of course.
I might delete this soon, due to various reasons. This is mostly an experiment I am conducting on the female species. I'm actually an android from the future.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently I work as a machinist and program/run computer-controlled mills that manufacture things at a place here in slo. However I want to create my own online business. What kind of business you say? Well that's a million dollar question, which I don't yet have an answer for. If that fails then lately I've been thinking I'd enjoy being a psych-tech on the side or doing something that involves helping people rather than machines, I think I would enjoy it much more.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Climbing things, killing people for money, just kidding, grilling things, pretending I'm a cook, using nunchucks, well probably, dog whispering, staying awake, sleeping, shimmying, shibbying, being me, kicking ass, taking names, shredding the gnar, pretending to be a blatantly narcissistic toolbag by composing a list of things "I'm really good at"...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My buns of steel? My sexy ears? I have no idea, seems like a strange and irrelevant question. Did I mention my ass?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Documentaries, the History channel, Portlandia, always sunny, My cat from hell...
Movies: Rescuers Down Under, The Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, Fear & Loathing in LV, Chillerama, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Waiting, Office Space, Sunshine, Aliens, Drunken Master, Drunken Master 2, Back to the Future, Super Troopers, Anchorman, the 5th element, pineapple express, Saving Private Ryan, Lucky Number Slevin, Requiem for a Dream, Star Wars, Reservoir Dogs, Final Destinations 1-5, Blade Runner, Starship Troopers, Donnie Darko, Zeitgeist, Dark Legacy, Event Horizon, Tron, Sipping Jetstreams, Modern Collective, Six String Samurai, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Top Gun, Nightmare on Elm St. Part 3, Creature, The Thing, Cabin in the Woods, No Country for Old Men, most war movies, getting tired of zombies, please no more vampire movies.. I already feel like I'm spending way too much time on this..

Food: Most tasty things. You know, right now Thai food sounds good.. Or a burrito.. Some tacos maybe.. Anything spicy, horseradish, dark chocolate, peanut butter. I'm a fat kid at heart, but a healthy one these days. I also don't use microwaves, except for my tortillas sometimes. Favorite superfood has to be fresh juiced organic veggies with the right combo of fruit added. Also, I spend way too much money on supplements. Like to the point where you might want to have an intervention with me.
Books: As long as it's not one of those sappy romance novels your mom reads, and the subject catches my interest. I have a newfound fascination with sacred geometry and the golden ratio.
Music: The good kind, prove to me that I can trust your judgement?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I like the number 7 better.

-source(s) of income
-good music
-good health
-some good friends/family
-necessities (food, water, hot sauce, oxygen)
-positive energy from the universe, and the idea of unconditional love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ocean and all of its mysteries, the existence of positive & negative energy, how it affects us, dismantling the patriarchy, dinosaurs, wormholes, parallel universes, worst-case scenarios, best-case scenarios, things I don't need, things I do need, ways to make more money, robbing banks, having the ability to teleport without turning inside-out, rocking out, nerding out, music to download, your lovely mother, the things I would do if I could travel through time or clone myself.. The conjecture that maybe I should start thinking about being more careful about what I'm thinking about. But in that case I might be over thinking it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying while watching "Steel Magnolias" with a half gallon of ice cream in one hand and vigorously mastrubating with the other. Or doing hard drugs while having unprotected sex with disease-ridden hookers, and binge drinking while speeding though school zones and residential areas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I pee in the shower, and underneath all my clothes I'm completely naked. Also, I consider myself a very passionate person when it comes to certain things, especially love. In the past I've had a heart of glass, not to mention set myself up by the choices I made, yet despite being hurt a few times I will not let myself get too jaded. Stay young at heart and you'll enjoy your life more, you'll be healthier, and you'll love yourself too. Because if you can't even do that, then you can't fully love another. The world needs more passion in it, but at the same time you can't let people walk all over you. Life goes by fast, so make it last.
You should message me if
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You took the time to read this entire page and found it satisfactory. Or you found it offensive and feel like ranting about what's wrong with today's society. Or maybe if you are curious about my classified research here and my findings, which I may or may not tell you.
Maybe if you're an awesome superwoman and you need some backup, or new company. Maybe if you are unique, you have a beautiful soul that needs to be loved, and you crave the same, along with adventure. But mostly if you're not my ex, pretending to be someone else. I want to be extremely selective of who I spend my time with from now on, since a lot of what makes a person is who they surround themselves with. I'd like to meet someone who knows they are intelligent, funny, who has a dark side, yet also shines brightly. Or maybe if you want to kill me and cut my body up in tiny pieces to feed your cats.. your many.. many cats...