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27 San Luis Obispo, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

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Yesterday – 3:56pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I guess I hate a few things, one of them is having to describe myself. So I won't. But I will say I try not to be an introvert. I try to maintain an optimistic deposition, but consider myself more of a realist. I realize how little time we have on this big ball of dirt spinning through the void, and believe you should get the most out of your life. But you should also have long term goals that you strive to fulfill. I don't judge or label people unless it seems necessary. I recently moved up here and got a job, a new place, and intend on finishing school. As far as relationships go, I'm looking for someone fun, intelligent, and open-minded, who also drives me crazy with lust and desire of course.
I might delete this soon, due to various reasons. This is mostly an experiment I am conducting on the female species. I'm actually an android from the future.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I work as a programmer/machinist and run computer controlled mills that manufacture things at a place here in slo. However I'm tired of being a slave, making someone else rich, so I want to get my own online business. If that fails then lately I've been thinking I'd enjoy being a psych-tech or having something to do with psychology, I think I would enjoy it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
climbing things, killing people for money, just kidding, grilling things, pretending I'm a cook, using nunchucks, well probably, dog whispering, staying awake, sleeping, shimmying, shibbying, being me, kicking ass, taking names, shredding the gnar, oh and pretending to be a complete narcissistic toolbag by composing lists of things "I'm really good at"...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My buns of steel? My sexy ears? I have no idea, seems like a strange and irrelevant question. Did I mention my ass?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Dcumentaries, the History channel, Portlandia, My cat from hell...
Movies: Rescuers Down Under, The Blues Brothers, The BIg Lebowski, Fear & Loathing in LV, Chillerama, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Waiting, Office Space, Sunshine, Aliens, Drunken Master, Drunkn Master 2, Back to the Future, Super Troopers, Anchorman, Saving Private Ryan, Lucky Number Slevin, Requiem for a Dream, Star Wars, Reservoir Dogs, Final Destinations 1-5, Blade Runner, Starship Troopers, Donnie Darko, Zeitgeist, Dark Legacy, Event Horizon, Tron, Sipping Jetstreams, Modern Collective, Six String Samurai, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Top Gun, Nightmare on Elm St. Part 3, Creature, The Thing, Cabin in the Woods, No Country for Old Men, most war movies, getting tired of zombies, please no more vampire movies.. I already feel like I'm spending way too much time on this..

Food: Mexican / Seafood / Italian / Most things. I ate a rattlesnake
once (I cooked it first)... horseradish, dark chocolate, peanut butter, Favorite superfood has to be fresh juiced organic veggies with the right combo of fruit added, no joke.
Books: As long as it's not one of those sappy romance novels your mom reads..
Music: The good kind, prove to me that I can trust your judgement.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I like the number 7 better.

-source(s) of income
-good music
-good health
-some good friends
-necessities (food, water, hot sauce, oxygen)
-positive energy from the universe
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ocean and all of its mysteries, the existence of a higher power and how positive and negative things can mysteriously balance themselves in everything, attempting to communicate with this higher power, dinosaurs, wormholes, parallel universes, worst-case scenarios, things I don't need, things I do need, ways to make more money, robbing banks, having the ability to teleport without turning inside-out, rocking out, nerding out, music to download, your lovely mother, the things I would do if I could travel through time or clone myself..
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying while watching "Steel Magnolias" with a half gallon of ice cream in one hand while vigorously mastrubating with the other.. Or doing hard drugs while having unprotected sex with disease-ridden hookers, and binge drinking while speeding though school zones and residential areas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I pee in the shower, and underneath all my clothes I'm completely naked. Also, I consider myself an incredibly passionate person when it comes to certain things, especially love. In the past I've had a heart of glass, not to mention set myself up by the choices I made, yet despite being broken more than once I will not let myself get too jaded. Stay young at heart and you'll enjoy your life more, you'll be healthier, and you'll love yourself too. Because if you can't even do that then how can you fully love another? The world needs more passion in it, but at the same time you can't let people walk all over you.
You should message me if
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You took the time to read this entire page and found it satisfactory. Or you found it offensive and feel like ranting about what's wrong with today's society. Or maybe if you are curious about my research here and my findings. But I can't tell you, that information is classified.
Or maybe if you're an awesome superwoman and you need some backup, a partner in crime. Maybe if you are unique, you have a beautiful soul that needs to be loved, and you crave the same, along with adventure. But mostly if you're not my ex, pretending to be someone else. She deleted most of my friends and I alienated myself from everyone during that time. I want to be extremely selective and careful who I spend my time with from now on, since a lot of what makes a person is who they surround themselves with. I'd like to meet someone who knows they are rad, funny, has a dark side, carefree, intelligent, alive, and also shines brightly. Or maybe if you want to kill me and cut my body up in tiny pieces to feed your cats.. your many, many cats...