I guess I hate a few things, one of them is having to describe myself. So I won't. But I will say I try not to be an introvert. I'm an optimist and believe you should get the most out of your life. But you should also have long term goals that you strive to fulfill. I don't judge or label people unless it seems necessary. I recently moved up here and got a job, a new place, and intend on finishing school. As far as relationships go, I'm looking for someone open-minded and intelligent, who also drives me crazy with desire and lust of course.
I might delete this soon, due to various reasons. This is mostly an experiment I am conducting on the female species. I'm actually an android from the future..

For some reason this question seems a bit condescending. I think I know why.
Currently I'm working two jobs and trying to pay off my DUI from last January. Yeah I know, oops. Was going to keep that a secret, but since you're taking the time to read this I suppose you deserve to know. I learn some things the hard way, since not all futuristic androids are above the law. In the mornings I work at a screen-printing place making T-shirts and in the afternoons I work in a woodmill operating machinery that makes guitars/basses for a company called Musicman. I'm trying to get a degree in chemical engineering, but it's a slow and painful process. My backup plan is to get a degree in underwater basket weaving and be a helicopter pilot in the coast guard. I suppose I'm just an average young guy living on his own. I don't know why I'm telling you all this, I don't even know you..

climbing things, killing people for money, just kidding, grilling things, pretending I'm a cook, using nunchucks, well probably, dog whispering, staying awake, sleeping, shimmying, shibbying, being me, kicking ass, taking names, shredding the gnar, pretending to be a conceited narcissistic cockbag by composing lists of things "I'm really good at"...
...

My buns of steel? My sexy ears? I have no idea, seems like a strange and irrelevant question. Did I mention my ass?

Movies: The Blues Brothers, Fear & Loathing in LV, Fight Club,
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Waiting, Office Space, Sunshine,
Aliens, Drunken Master, Back to the Future, Super Troopers, Anchorman, Saving Private Ryan, Lucky Number Slevin, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Final Destinations 1-5, Blade Runner, Starship Troopers, Donnie Darko, Event Horizon, Tron, Sipping Jetstreams, Modern Collective, Six String Samurai, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Top Gun, Nightmare on Elm St. Part 3, Creature, The Thing, Cabin in the Woods, No Country for Old Men, most war movies, zombies.. I already feel like I'm spending way too much time on this..

Food: Mexican / Seafood / Italian / Most things. I ate a rattlesnake
once (I cooked it first)... horseradish, dark chocolate, peanut butter

Books: Anything besides textbooks or the sappy romance novels your mom reads..

Music: The good kind

I like the number 7 better.

-freedom (very general)
-source(s) of income
-good music
-good health
-some good friends
-horseradish
-the notion that unconditional love exists..

Dinosaurs, quantum physics, robbing banks, your lovely mother, the things I would do if I could travel through time or clone myself...

Crying while watching "Steel Magnolias" with a half gallon of ice cream in one hand while I mastrubate with the other.. Or doing hard drugs while having unprotected sex with disease-ridden strippers, and also binge drinking while I speed though school zones and residential areas..

Underneath all my clothes I'm completely naked.

You took the time to read this entire page and found it satisfactory. Or you found it offensive and feel like ranting about what's wrong with today's society.
Or maybe if you are curious about my research here and my findings. But I won't tell you, that information is classified.
Or maybe if you're an incredibly awesome superwoman and you need a partner in crime. Or maybe if you want to kill me and cut my body up in tiny pieces to feed your cats.. your many, many cats...