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Timinole

24 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:46pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Transplant from Florida (Go Noles!). I'm always open to new experiences; the more interesting the better. I'm a sucker for a good story.

I think Louis CK is my spirit animal and I treat the world as my own MST3K theater.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently hating myself while writing my master's thesis on sports and international politics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sarcasm, pop culture, succinctness, bad jokes, bad puns
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes...or my rugged handsomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Things that I'm really into right now:

Books:
Currently reading: Trying to find time to get back into Discworld in Pratchett's honor
A Song of Ice and Fire (GRRM pls), Neil Gaiman, Douglas Adams, Jim Butcher, Tolkien, Ian Fleming, Robert Heinlein

Shows:
Currently binging: The X-Files
Justified, Game of Thrones, Firefly, House, Arrow, Community, Archer, Parks and Rec, Castle, Top Gear
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The Turn Down For What button (http://www.td4wbutton.com)
Spanky and Darla's
People-watching in Washington Square.
A good story.
Swimming.
My husky
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why dogs aren't allowed in more places and why children under 10 are.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at a dive bar or 4.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like smart, solid conversation (or dick jokes. I can do both).
If you're cute.
If you have an awesome accent.
If you have amazing tattoos.
If you want to go to some museums, particularly either AMNH or The Met.