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  • Ages 18-30
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My details

Last online
Oct 15, 2012
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English, C++ (Somewhat), Japanese (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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My name is Tim.

I've saved the universe at LEAST twice.

I like video games, perhaps a bit too much at times.

I spend a lot of time reminiscing about my childhood.

I start grandiose projects and inevitably never finish them. The things I do actually finish are minor, like "fixing the computer" and "homework".

I shift violently between childish flights of fancy and deep, embittered cynicism, and then back again. I'm some sort of Dr. Jekyll with a comic collection.

I'm kind of awkward in social situations until I get to know the people involved better, but sometimes that makes it more fun.

I don't feel it's socially unacceptable for someone my age to watch cartoons and buy toys so long as they aren't a goon about it. Yes, I buy Batman action figures, but I can laugh about it.

I don't know how all this sounded. Really, I'm not so bad once you get to know me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've been working at GameStop (it used to be an EB Games and still is to me) for nearly FIVE years now. Every once in a while I attend a local community college; I've recently changed my major to journalism, with my end goal sort of unclear, but that's life, right? I'm also in a pop-punk band you've never heard of.

One day I'll be in England, livin' the sweet life with my brother-from-across-the-ocean Blondefromfargo. Until then it's Michigan for me, doing the same thing we do every night, Pinky.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
guitar, making people laugh, and saving the universe.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, nose, glasses, and real name. Not always in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Casino Royale, I, Robot, Achewood, Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, Post Office, The Regulators, any of James Robinson's 'Starman' volumes, The Goosebumps "Monster Blood" Trilogy, Foundation, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Ubik, Rex Libris: I, Librarian, Space Vulture, Lucky Wander Boy, the first few Hitchhiker's Guide books (up to and including "Restaurant...", I'd say), Snow Crash, The Diamond Age, the earlier Sherlock Holmes stuff, The Big Sleep, The Long Goodbye

Movies: Ghostbusters 1 and 2, all four Indiana Jones (the first hour of Kingdom isn't all bad!), Blade Runner, Escape from New York/LA, Hot Fuzz, Hard-Boiled, Shoot 'Em Up, Star Wars Episodes 1, 3, and 4-6, the first X-Files, Young Guns, Die Hard, The Lion King, Tron/Tron Legacy, The Long Goodbye, Mallrats, The Brave Little Toaster, Alucarda, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, all the Batmans except Forever and ...and Robin, Super Mario Bros, basically everything David Lynch has touched, and most James Bond movies except for Die Another Day and Man With The Golden Gun

Music: Jawbreaker, Ween, Streetlight Manifesto, The Offspring, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Millencolin, Mad Caddies, Reel Big Fish, NOFX, Ramones, Box Car Racer, Man...or Astroman?, The Brian Setzer Orchestra, Green Day, Rancid, Pixies, Devo, The Epoxies, Oingo Boingo, Coheed and Cambria, The Men From SPECTRE, David Bowie, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Matthew Good, Elton John, Simon and Garfunkel, Modest Mouse, Elvis Costello/Elvis Costello and The Attractions, Nerf Herder (can't believe I forgot that one)

Food: most Mexican, most Greek, some Mediterranean, some Italian, most macaroni and cheeses (specifically Velveeta, and that four-cheese dish they used to serve at Big Boy), and White Castle. Goddamn do I love White Castle.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my guitar, my brain, my friends, food, water, and a computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my childhood, my best friends...and video games.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working, and after that likely dorking out somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I'm actually terrified of having to grow up one day.

Also, I MAY have a tattoo of one of the Ghostbusters logos. It isn't the one you think.
You should message me if
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you don't mind scruffy-looking nerf herders...or if you know what that means.