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TimothyPizza

34 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Italian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(In the process of rewriting this stuff)

I have an odd sense of things that makes sense to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I dispatch Tugboats and Oil Tankers for seventy-two hours a week. I've been doing it for almost ten years now. I have a couple other jobs. I also do comedy open mics sometimes. I even get some laughs. I'm new to it, but I keep going up there. I have a chihuahua mutt that goes most places with me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like using my Sibley app to identify birds when I am out and about. I can plan your day, logistically and fuel efficient, with as little back tracking as possible. I stay calm and am quite clear about what's going with myself and everything else. I call that my "NPR Tone" and it helps.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Something funny they're hearing me say to someone else. Or my hair, it's luxurious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS:
TRISTESSA
GRAVITY'S RAINBOW
YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, VISKOVITS
INFINITE JEST
RUM DIARY
FEAR AND LOATHING IN AMERICA
THIS IS WATER
21 BALLOONS
INHERENT VICE
SAGA

MOVIES:
GOD BLESS AMERICA
WORLD'S GREATEST DAD
HOLY MOUNTAIN
ALIEN
PROMETHEUS
THE FAULT IN OUR STARS
CLOUD ATLAS

MUSIC:
BECK
IQU
ST VINCENT
TALKING HEADS
BURIAL
MURDER CITY DEVILS
LCD SOUND SYSTEM
AT THE DRIVE-IN
JIMMY EAT WORLD
GUCCI MANE
BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB
CELSKI

TV:
TRUE DETECTIVE
SILICON VALLEY
KROLL SHOW
LEGIT
GAME OF THRONES
COMMUNITY
RICK AND MORTY
SIX FEET UNDER
ZERO HOUR
TOS
TNG
DR WHO
LUTHER

FOOD:
DUMPLINGS - ANY KIND
RAMEN
ADOBO
LUMPIA
HAMACHI SASHIMI
TOBIKO W/ CAVIAR & QUAIL EGG
TROUBLE COFFEE'S TOAST
SALAD WITH A POACHED EGG ON TOP
VERY RARELY - THE EGG MCMUFFIN
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jokes!
Friends
Dog
Dim Sum
Apple TV (I need to space out to the TV before I fall asleep)
My new car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Entropy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm kind of a workaholic. I have 3 jobs. No, not because I need the money, because I just like working. Now for fun, I'm driving for Uber with my new car most Thursday/Friday nights. It is just hilarious. I've seen a grown man cry in my back seat. It's a mystery. Why was he so sad? I've seen a break-up or two as well. I'm good at watching the road and staying nonchalant about Uber dramas. I could use a night off. These days, if I don't have specific plans I just work.
You should message me if
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...any of this applies. I'm pretty easy going. Hit me up, I'm around.