Contrary to popular belief, my name is not Tina, and I'm not from Norway.

I'm currently in my final year of college where I study Theater Art and Communications with a focus on publicity and in the entertainment industry.

I like to jam out with my clam out.

I am currently trying to figure out who I am and what I want out of life. I feel that we should be honest and open in our pursuits of life and love. Sounds cliche but it's just how I feel.

I am also working on being the most sarcastic person in the MidWest. wanna race?

dancing sparkly dances and knowing the words the songs. Killing spiders and getting out of sticky situations. Cooking, cleaning, sewing (basically being domestic). I'm also great at making beds

not going to lie, probably my boobs.

Current Book Recommendations:
"Needful Things" by Stephen King or "This Film is not yet Rated"

Current Movie Recommendations:
"Dead Man" or "Best in Show"

Current Music Recommendations:
Black Eyed Peas or Sinatra

As far as food goes, I'm a flexitarian. I usually eat like a vegetarian, but every once and a while I'll go for the steak. I'm not a flexitarian because I think the preparation of meat is barbaric and evil. I just like veggies :) oh and I'm also lactose intolerant and I miss shamrock shakes.

a cell phone, booze, a place to live, a source of income, chocolate milk, and clean underwear.

what i am going to do once i get out of college.

and how to get to vegas as quick as possible.

out and about. There is always something going on, you just have to know where to look. It really just depends on who I'm with. I'm content watching a movie or going bar hopping. As long as I'm with friends, I'm happy.

If I'm alone in an elevator, I'm usually tap dancing.

UPDATE I just hit 301 lines in tetris. My college education hard at work.

you want to message me. But "cAn I SeEz yer BEWBS!" is not an appropriate greeting.

Alright, lets get this bitch to 1000 words

“I’ll poop in your butt hole…
and then you will poop it back…
into my butt…
and we will keep doing it…
back and forth With the same poop.
Forever.”
)) <>((

"Oh Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law
Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home
The jig is up, the news is out
They finally found me
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a bounty
Never more to go astray
This'll be the end today
Of the wanted man"

"I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me"