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34 F Lacey, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 12
Native American, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Just like you, I need to be experienced to be appreciated. But were I to be forced to self-summarize by a wicked overlording internet dating site, I'd say I was: amusing, charming, hilarious, friendly, honest, joyful, kind, silly, spontaneous, best friend ever, cuddly, and thoughtful. Plus, I will laugh at all your jokes making you feel like a million bucks.
What I’m doing with my life
Relocating to the PNW in order to make my life a million times better. Oakland was a wonderful experience for 15 years but it was time to move to a place where I'm not afraid to to walk 2 blocks at night. Probably going to get a job, at some point, against my will. I'm currently trying out all the karaoke places in the Oly/Lacey/Tumwater area. I'm really looking forward to being cold and wet for fall/winter/spring. The oppressive sunshine of California is awful.
I’m really good at
reading craigslist ads in a dramatic voice.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually my boisterous laugh. In addition to finding things funny, I am funny myself. In fact I recently received the following compliment "You are funny, not like an aftertaste but like the real deal."

Also, I look a lot younger than I actually am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - I only read fiction written in the past 25ish years, preferably in the past 10. I have a soft spot for sci-fi, but honestly it has to come highly recommended because there is a lot of garbage out there.

Movies - Like my preference for books written in the past 25 years, I also prefer movies filmed in the past 25ish years. There was this awesome video store in Berkeley that had "Offbeat Comedy" and "Offbeat Drama" sections and I love them. But overall, I like more indie style movies that either make me laugh or think. I hate romantic comedies. HATE them. I just watched the movie The Vicious Kind and absolutely loved it. Probably my favorite movie in the past few years.

Music - This is such a weird question for me, but so important too. I'm into (for lack of a better term) "indie" music, but I have been schooled by the young hipsters that there is "no such genre" but truthfully, I still believe there is. My definition of "indie" is basically rock that doesn't blow.

Food - Italian, Mexican, Eritrean, Thai, Veggie Chinese, Avocado rolls, Mediterranean, and greasy spoons. I am not sure where to find any of these places in this area, so you're probably going to have to help me. Also, I have to admit I'm a vegetarian, though not a judgmental one, I don't give a crap if other people eat meat, that's their business.
The six things I could never do without
I have found that this question reveals the least about people. There is either a list that is almost the same for each person including the obligatory "friends and family". Or the answer is a tangent about nothing (much like this one).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
where to get a burrito that will meet the high standard I grew accustomed to from living in the bay area.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love watching MMA. Don't judge me.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know how to tell funny stories and/or are incredibly witty. I know that is setting the bar pretty high, but don't freak out, I get along with most people.