A brief yet triumphant introduction:

So apparently everyone on here is some combination of witty, sarcastic, fun loving, easy going, or easy to get along with, so I guess i'll go with all of those as well. Don't wanna stick out like a sore thumb on OkCupid. That would be pretty awkward.

Onto the actual description of my life (read: boring). I'm a central Jersey native who went to school in the greater DC area and lived there afterwards for around a year. I've been up in northern Jersey for a little over a year working way too much and enjoying the hurricanes, traffic, and overall friendly demeanor of everyone I meet!

I guess that's pretty triumphant.

Financially planning for your parents and grandparents too, I guess.
Being a single parent to my dog. I don't know what all these parents are complaining about... this is great!
Attending all the concerts from Washington DC to Montreal. Seriously, stop checking me out and go check into a hotel in Montreal. You can thank me sometime.
Tough Mudder - Let's sign up! Everyone else is sick of me bugging them about it.
Recovering the opposable thumb.

Saying what everyone else is thinking.
Grabbing items from the top shelf for elderly women at Shop Rite.
Getting lost despite a GPS.
Managing yo' finances.

That my eyes are up here.

Last read: The Master & Margarita
Currently reading: Blood Meridian

Shows: Always Sunny, Community, South Park, The League, The Office, Tosh.0, Workaholics. Pretty much anything stupid enough to get a chuckle.

Movies: Comedies, over the top action flicks

Music: The Gaslight Anthem, The Bouncing Souls, The Menzingers, The Lawrence Arms, Hot Water Music, Polar Bear Club, Lucero, The Alkaline Trio, Mixtapes, Dillinger Four and other punkish stuff when I'm listening to my iPod. Top 40 in limited doses. Gin Blossoms and other 90s when I'm getting crunk.

Food: Natty Boh, good pizza, Taylor Ham, Old Bay, Greek food, burritos, Tabasco chipotle sauce is a current favorite. I'm not very picky, except tomatoes. They can all go to hell.

Music
My blue heeler puppy
Sports
Pizza
Flannel
High top sneakers/sailor tattoos

Why can't we all just get along?
How can i put together a meal out of what's in my fridge so I can put off grocery shopping. Currently, it's a combination of salad, cookies, and eggs.
My next cross country road trip to a bunch of baseball stadiums. Boston and Toronto, you're next!

Hanging with friends, at a concert, or out at a bar.

I know, I'm original.

I'm a dork and collect records.

You hate this place, but you love these chords.

Or if you're picking up what I'm putting down.