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TinyGoblin

20 / F / Straight / Available

Wilmington, Delaware

Her Details

Last Online
Today – 9:10pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I would be a faceless angel.
I would be a rabid wolf.
I would be a broken mirror.


I also enjoy starting my profiles with quotes from White Wolf books, as they are adorably pretentious.

My primary goal for being here is friends. The University of Delaware only gets you so far in finding new nerdy partners-in-crime, and I'd like to integrate some new people into my social circle. I'm always on the lookout for folks who enjoy tabletop, LARP, sci-fi and the occult.

I'm in a relationship with Malkut and Xhrkbhrl despite the single status. The relationship is open, but if you have any ambitions of sweeping me off my feet or attempting to woo me away, please be aware that I will probably laugh in your face. I am interested in casual flings or dating on the side; however, if you message me with "hey cutie want to have some fun tonight?" or something similar, you will receive the same response as above. No exceptions.

I am not kidding about the above. I tend to be cruel to people who don't take the thirty seconds to skim my profile, and I wield my block button like a weapon.

My hard limit for dating and sex is fifteen years.

Third-wave, sex-positive feminism is incredibly important to me. Don't know what that is? Please see the Geek Feminism Wiki for more information. I self-identify as a kinky heteroflexible demiromantic queerplatonic cis-gendered female.

In short: I have a lot of bromances and I really like sex. I refuse to be shamed for it.

I really like Exalted.

To be fair, I'm really into tabletop RPGs in general, and there are very few I won't try once.

Catholicism has been my religion of choice ever since I could choose my religion, but I'm starting to move more into the Charismatic and Mystic sides of the faith. I'm also interested in the Kabbalah. I practice cartomancy and am currently in possession of a particularly hyperactive Art Nouveau deck and a dumb-but-honest Rider-Waite. I also do some basic energy manipulation. There are certain things I will never fuck with: ouija boards, demons and channeling are at the top of my list of "Do Not Touch: High Risk of Bad Juju".

I have a Tumblr. It's pretty excellent.

Malkut and I go to a lot of conventions. I've never been to a convention I've had to pay for. I usually work as press or LARP staff, and can often be seen in My Little Pony cosplay. I'm working on a classic lolita set as well.

Folks in formal clothing make me all swoony.

I saw Evangelion:ReDeath for the first time at this year's Otakon and nearly fell out of my seat.

Swingdancing is my favorite form of physical recreation outside of the bedroom. I'm also trying to break into contra dancing.

Post-apocalyptic and dystopian fiction are amazing, but I know I could never survive in such a world. Not without a stupid amount of effort on my part, at least.

I am ENFPish.

Things I am inordinately terrified of: loud concussive noises (fighter jets, fireworks, etc.), tornadoes (this would be a legitimate fear if I wasn't in Delaware), being buried alive, thunder at night, extraterrestrials.

I am a delicate little hothouse flower, but I have my moments of social badassery. I'm currently Head Storyteller for the Changeling LARP in the area, and helping with two of the Vampire LARPs.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working on a Bachelor's in International Relations with a concentration in Diplomacy and World Order and a regional specialization in Europe (though that might change to the Middle East, depending). I also tutor ESL students.
I’m really good at
Acting, diplomacy, writing and make-believe. I also have a preternatural talent for making things aesthetically pleasing.

People say I'm good at running LARPs, but I don't feel qualified to judge my prowess in that area.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair and my preference for skirts and frilly things. They then find out that I'm a feminist. Cue confusion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series
Ursula K. Le Guin's Earthsea Cycle
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
World War Z by Max Brooks
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
The Eye of the Heron by Ursula K. Le Guin
Rose Madder by Stephen King

Movies:
The Court Jester
Labyrinth
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Wall-E
The Evangelion Rebuild
Serenity
The Boondock Saints
Young Frankenstein
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Kiki's Delivery Service
The Ambassador

Shows:
The Borgias
My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic
Archer
Firefly

Music:
Squirrel Nut Zippers
The Protomen
Caravan Palace
Gogol Bordello
Mumford and Sons
Florence and the Machine
Foster the People
Voltaire
Michael Buble

Food:
Anything that strongly encourages the use of red chilis or habaneros. I also quite like artisan cheeses and avocados. Don't ask me about fondue or my favorite authentic Chinese place unless you want to watch me go into foodgasms.
The six things I could never do without
1. My laptop. I'm addicted to webcomics and social media, and I'm very much in love with my Steam account at the moment.

2. Salt. I was on a no-salt diet for a good six years due to a kidney issue a while back. Never again.

3. My senses. I'm a very sensual person, in both senses of the word. Let's stop saying senses now.

4. Birth control. Even though I'm still a cranky bitch once a month, it's a lot better than it could be.

5. Other people. Even if I'm only with one other person and we're both on our laptops, it's nice to be around other human beings.
(Besides, I'm absolutely terrified of the philosophical idea of solipsism.)

6. Satin, lace, vivid colors, etc. I'm not kidding about my fascination with pretty things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Metaphysics, game systems, epistemology, cosmology, different theories of IR, and why my stomach is making that weird noise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretending to be some form of badass or other. Friday night is usually reserved for tabletopping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really, really enjoy V.C. Andrews novels. Even if I have to throw them against a wall every so often.

My perfect Dom would be Ascanio Sforza.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
You've read my profile and have something more interesting to say than "hi how r u"
You want to talk RPGs.
You're a feminist.
You won't mind the occasional flight into silliness or fancy.