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TinyGoblin

21 F Newark, DE

My Details

Last Online
Jul 7
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I would be a faceless angel.
I would be a rabid wolf.
I would be a broken mirror.


I also enjoy starting my profiles with quotes from White Wolf books, as they are adorably pretentious.

I'm in a polyamorous relationship with Malkut, but a message from me is never a message from both of us. I am not interested in monogamy, re-trying monogamy or being monogamous. My hard limit for dating and sex is fifteen years older than myself. I rarely date younger.

I'm a unicorn, but not particularly interested in being hunted. No couple profiles, please.

Third-wave, sex-positive feminism is incredibly important to me. Don't know what that is? Please see the Geek Feminism Wiki for more information. I self-identify as a kinky bisexual queerplatonic cis-gendered female.

In short: I have a lot of bromances and I really like sex.

I really like Exalted, Kult, oWoD and Fading Suns.

To be fair, I'm really into tabletop RPGs in general, and there are very few I won't try once. I also LARP!

Catholicism has been my religion of choice ever since I could choose my religion, but I'm starting to move more into the Charismatic and Mystic sides of the faith. I'm also interested in the Kabbalah. I practice cartomancy and am currently in possession of a particularly hyperactive Art Nouveau deck and a dumb-but-honest Rider-Waite. I also do some basic energy manipulation. There are certain things I will never fuck with: ouija boards, demons and channeling are at the top of my list of "Do Not Touch: High Risk of Bad Juju".

I have a Tumblr. It's pretty excellent. Feel free to ask about it.

Malkut and I go to a lot of conventions. I've never been to a convention I've had to pay for. I usually work as press or LARP staff, and can often be seen in some form of cosplay. I'm working on a classic lolita set as well.

Folks in formal clothing make me all swoony.

Swing and blues are my favorite forms of physical recreation outside of the bedroom. I'm also trying to break into contra dancing.

Post-apocalyptic and dystopian fiction are amazing, but I know I could never survive in such a world. Not without a stupid amount of effort on my part, at least.

I am ENFPish.

I am a delicate little hothouse flower, but I have my moments of social badassery.
What I’m doing with my life
Graduated from UDel with a Bachelor's in International Relations with a concentration in Diplomacy and World Order and a regional specialization in Europe. I also run the game room at several different conventions on the East Coast.
I’m really good at
Acting, diplomacy, writing and make-believe. I also have a talent for making things pretty.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair and my preference for skirts and frilly things. They then find out that I'm a feminist. Cue confusion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Anything by Robert E. Howard
Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series
Ursula K. Le Guin's Earthsea Cycle
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
World War Z by Max Brooks
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
The Eye of the Heron by Ursula K. Le Guin
Rose Madder by Stephen King

Movies:
The Court Jester
Labyrinth
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Wall-E
The Evangelion Rebuild
Serenity
Cloud Atlas
Young Frankenstein
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Kiki's Delivery Service
The Ambassador

Shows:
Sleepy Hollow
The Borgias
Steven Universe
Firefly
The Tudors
Bravest Warriors
Vikings
MLP:FiM

Music:
Squirrel Nut Zippers
The Protomen
Caravan Palace
Gogol Bordello
Mumford and Sons
Florence and the Machine
Foster the People
Voltaire
Bastille
Avicii

Food:
Anything that strongly encourages the use of red chilis or habaneros. I also quite like artisan cheeses and avocados. French, Cajun and Mexican are my favorite cuisines.
The six things I could never do without
1. My laptop. I'm addicted to webcomics and social media, and I'm very much in love with my Steam account at the moment.

2. Salt. I was on a no-salt diet for a good six years due to a kidney issue a while back. Never again.

3. My senses. I'm a very sensual person, in both senses of the word. Let's stop saying senses now.

4. Birth control. Even though I'm still a cranky bitch once a month, it's a lot better than it could be.

5. Other people. Even if I'm only with one other person and we're both on our laptops, it's nice to be around other human beings.
(Besides, I'm absolutely terrified of the philosophical idea of solipsism.)

6. Satin, lace, vivid colors, etc. I'm not kidding about my fascination with pretty things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Metaphysics, game systems, epistemology, cosmology, different theories of IR, and why my stomach is making that weird noise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Pretending to be some form of badass or other. Friday night is usually reserved for tabletopping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really, really enjoy V.C. Andrews novels. Even if I have to throw them against a wall every so often.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm looking for a cute, together, maybe slightly arrogant bottom to be my Dragon (the TVTropes kind). If interested, enquire within.

Again, no couples, please.