I would be a rabid wolf.
I would be a broken mirror.
I also enjoy starting my profiles with quotes from White Wolf books, as they are adorably pretentious.
I'm in an open polyamorous relationship with Malkut. I am not interested in monogamy, re-trying monogamy or being monogamous. My hard limit for dating and sex is fifteen years older than myself. I rarely date younger.
I'm a unicorn, but not particularly interested in being hunted. No couple profiles, please.
I self-identify as a kinky bisexual queerplatonic cis-gendered female.
I really like Exalted, Kult, oWoD and Fading Suns.
To be fair, I'm really into tabletop RPGs in general, and there are very few I won't try once. I also LARP!
Catholicism has been my religion of choice ever since I could choose my religion, but I'm starting to move more into the Charismatic and Mystic sides of the faith. I'm also interested in Gnosticism and Hermeticism. I practice high ritual and cartomancy and am currently in possession of a particularly hyperactive Art Nouveau deck and a dumb-but-honest Rider-Waite.
I have a Tumblr. It's pretty excellent. Feel free to ask about it.
Malkut and I go to a lot of conventions. I've never been to a convention I've had to pay for. I usually work as press or LARP staff, and can often be seen in some form of cosplay. I'm working on a classic lolita set as well.
Folks in formal clothing make me all swoony.
Swing and blues are my answer to exercise. I'm also trying to break into contra dancing.
Post-apocalyptic and dystopian fiction are amazing, but I know I could never survive in such a world. Not without a stupid amount of effort on my part, at least.
I am ENFPish.
I am a delicate little hothouse flower. Beware of thorns.
Anything by Robert E. Howard
Terry Pratchett's Discworld Series
Ursula K. Le Guin's Earthsea Cycle
Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
World War Z by Max Brooks
Lamb: The Gospel According To Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal by Christopher Moore
The Eye of the Heron by Ursula K. Le Guin
Rose Madder by Stephen King
The Court Jester
Repo! The Genetic Opera
The Evangelion Rebuild
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Kiki's Delivery Service
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Mumford and Sons
Florence and the Machine
Foster the People
Anything that uses red chilis or habaneros. I also like artisan cheeses and avocados. French, Cajun and Mexican are my favorite cuisines, and brunch is my favorite meal of the day.
2. Salt. I was on a no-salt diet for a good six years due to a kidney issue a while back. Never again.
3. My senses. I'm a very sensual person, in both senses of the word. Let's stop saying senses now.
4. Birth control. Even though I'm still a cranky bitch once a month, it's a lot better than it could be.
5. Other people. Even if I'm only with one other person and we're both on our laptops, it's nice to be around other human beings.
(Besides, I'm absolutely terrified of the philosophical idea of solipsism.)
6. Satin, lace, vivid colors, etc. I'm not kidding about my fascination with pretty things.
You're a dancer or a gamer.
You're a fan of OKCreepsters.
You kiss with more enthusiasm than technique.
If you are any flavor of LessWrong or Effective Altruist, please save yourself the trouble and don't message me.
Again, no couples, please. Thanks!