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Tiny_Broseidon

25 M Novi Sad, Serbia

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I work at accounting, i lift and i play mmorpgs.
Started working out because i was a mmorpg nerd.Fast forward few years ... still a mmorpg nerd but with more mass and low body fat.
Why shirtless pic? Cause you wouldn't clicked my profile otherwise and we live in superficial retarded fked up world.
Also i rarely come here. I sometimes come to check out the visitors, nothing more. I get a lot of visitors. Some of them are cute girls. Most of them are landwhales ahoy, man the harpoons, thar she blows, hambeast kind of girls. You know. Some of them have stronger jaw then me. And one was a granny listed as 24 year old girl. Which really freaked me out.
Anywayz most of the hambeasts seem to gave up on themselves, which is really sad cause it takes some effort, around 6 months and some willpower to change that. In b4 genetics. If you are overweight and young you can blame only yourself cause you lacked of discipline. Also for the girls with acne ... go to dermatologist ...he will prescribe you birth control pills so your hormone levels normalise and acne problem should resolve within 2-3 months. Also get into some physical activity...gym , pilates, zumba , anything. Your 20-25 y/o cuteness and tight body won't last forever. But than be easily remedied with some exercises, diet and lifestyle changes. Except for that granny, fk granny, don't come here anymore.
U mad because rant? Well you can do whatever the fffck u want. I'm out.
What I’m doing with my life
Training.
Swimming. Bicycle. Walking. Running ,mostly in woods and with mp3 player for that maximum tranquility mode.
I’m really good at
Lifting heavy things up and putting them down.
Having a visible abs cause when the zombie apocalypse comes the fat ones go down first (j/k i don't diet in winter cause it can be really stressful to cookie cut every calorie during whole year)
Also DotA and Guild wars 2.
The first things people usually notice about me
Don't know, i think HUGE eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like food. Food is like ...the best. You have no idea of the suffering i go through when i'm on my cut diet (which is 4 months each year). So yeah...pancakes with chocolate icecream and cold raspberry topping mofo....
I also can prepare white chicken meat in 12 ways.
And i can prepare broccoli to taste like smoked ham and cheese. I hated those things till i learned how to cook them. Great carb source.
The six things I could never do without
Food, air, water... cause you well... die w/o those.
And mp3 player.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Para ram pam pam para ram pam pam param pam pam HEY.
I try not to think. Games and weed help.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You are girl or an archeologist, space traveler, south koreyan communist party member, a ghost, a fridge, a cake.