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28 Minneapolis, MN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:34pm
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Full figured
Dropped out of University
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of a weird girl. I'm always after the new and strange. At this point I must have a spidey sense for it. I got lost in Missouri and ended up in the middle of a civil war re-enactment. In Sweden I shared sips of brown bag wrapped bottles of wine while listening to stories from former sailors and the so-called "last punk in Stockholm".

Things to know about me:
I'm really into history.
I prefer shows in basements to shows at more official venues
I'm bad at remembering to clean my room.
I will unapologetically make puns.
I have a tattoo taken from a Little House On The Prairie book.
No matter what I do I end up finding glitter and cat hair all over myself and my things.
I still have one of my baby teeth in my mouth. An adult tooth just never showed up! I like to think of it as my lucky tooth though I have no real evidence that it deserves the title.
I don't like coffee.
Sometimes I don't pay enough attention to how I spelled something until it's too late (see: my username)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck if I know.
In the meantime I work as a nanny and taking care of my cat, Lola, and my dog, Esi (lab/german shepard mix).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
exploring, scrabble, donkey kong country, making my funk a P.funk
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height. No doubt. I hear about it constantly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've been going through a memoir kick with books which makes me sound really boring but I promise it isn't. I also love books about history. Oh, and Harry Potter.
My movie and music tastes are pretty eclectic but suffice it to say that if it seems like something you'd find in your eccentric uncles collection I'd probably like it.
I'll throw out a few names I've been listening to lately: April March, Nancy Sinatra, Muddy Waters, Nina Simone, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings, Leftover Cuties, Otis Redding, Patsy Cline. And since my goal is to make this profile as honest as possible I should mention there's a fair bit of Britney Spears mixed in there.
For movies: Priscilla, Sister Act, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Troop Beverly Hills, Sexy Ghost, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Persepolis, Blues Brothers, assorted B movies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Novel experiences
2. Chapstick
3. Shazam/Spotify
4. Naps
5. Spicy food
6. Wool socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
get rich quick schemes.
elaborate travel plans that usually don't come to fruition.
awesome comebacks i didn't think of in time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
usually in the state of Minnesota.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I know all the words to the cheer at the beginning of Bring It On.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy historical trivia.
You want to go exploring.
You dig fat chicks.
You like B-movies.
You'll be the Dan Conner to my Roseanne.