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28 F Nashville, TN

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Last Online
Today – 5:45am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
The dude and I are looking for an awesome gal or couple to kick it with. We like live music, good beer, fornication, and many other things. Looking for friends and the possibility of more, if the vibe is there. We're a good time. :)

I'm a massage therapist, musician, dog lover, travel enthusiast, beer snob, nature lover, documentary nerd ,football watching, tatted up, firecracker of a woman. I've been called intense but also free spirited. I'm extremely passionate about life and have a hard time finding someone to match my level of passion and zest for adventure. Maybe that could be you?
What I’m doing with my life
I left the corporate world in pursuit of what truly made me happy and discovered massage therapy. It's exciting to see this career blossom for me and I'm hopeful for what the future brings. I play keys and sing around town occasionally but it's more of a hobby for me now. I lead a life of simplicity and minimalism. My car is 17 years old, I have a go phone, I don't have cable, etc etc. I like to spend my money on traveling, experiences, and memories with friends and family.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, folding fitted sheets, talking, snuggling, white girl rapping, telling funny sex stories, setting up a massage table, kissing, jumping up and down, messing up movie quotes and/or accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes (when they're looking at them). I'm short and have a dimple. Just one.

Oh, probably my boobs though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Office, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, Archer, Mad Men The League, Californication, Modern Family, Flight of the Conchords, The Bad Girls Club, Rupaul's Drag Race, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Game of Thrones, Up All Night, Grimm, The Walking Dead, New Girl, True Blood, Dexter, 2 Broke Girls, South Park, Sons of Anarchy, Girls, Parks and Rec, King of the Hill

Anything with Ryan Gosling. Seriously, anything. Clerks, Clerks 2, Office Space, 40 Year Old Virgin, Boondock Saints, Inglorious Basterds, The Ugly Truth, Closer, Anchorman, Se7en, Atonement, The Hangover, Bridesmaids, Four Christmases, City of God, La Vie En Rose, Dodgeball, Garden State, Mean Girls, Saved, The Count of Monte Cristo, Grandma's Boy, etc

Life of Pi, Rant, The Time Traveler's Wife, The Hunger Games, Water for Elephants, Lipstick Jungle, The Myth of You and Me, The War of the Worlds, Jane Eyre, Choke, Lullaby, The Kite Runner, The Queen of the Damned, Red Dragon, Brave New World, The Motorcycle Diaries, Eat Pray Love, etc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many men on okcupid own cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
Rubbing on people. (It's my job.) But once 8pm rolls around, who knows what the night will entail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All I want for my birthday is a big booty ho. And my birthday is every day.

I snort when I laugh really hard.

I'm deathly afraid of midgets, little people, whatever the hell you're supposed to call them.

I watch the client list. I'm not embarrassed because I'm a massage therapist, I'm embarrassed because it's on the Lifetime network.
I’m looking for
  • Bi girls only
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
*You have big brains, big boobs, or BOTH. (Jackpot!)

*You love to dance/sing, even if you're bad at it.

*You're not a crazy party girl, but know how to have a good time.

*You need a buddy for any of the following: shopping, drinking, smoking weed, cuddling, watching netflix, going to concerts and comedy shows, road trips, hiking, doggy play dates, watching football, and anything else that tickles your fancy.