Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for the Jimmy Junior to my Tina Belcher. If you don't get
that reference then please close the page now.
I am aware that I have somewhat racy pictures on here.
Congratulations on being so observant.
Just being casual for now. I'm in no hurry to be in a super serious
relationship, but if that ends up happening, then cool. :)
I have tattoos and I'm a huge animal lover.
My cat's name is Waffle. She wears the pants in our domestic
partnership....just a heads up.
I work full time and in a perfect world, I would be saving my money
to move to Seattle.....but who knows when/if that will
My main goal is to one day have a house with a huge yard so I can
fill it with kittens, puppies and anything furry. Wanna seduce me?
Show me a puppy....
I dig awkward geeks who are 420 friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating going back to school eventually. Whether or not that
will happen is another story. Working full time in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Reading people quickly.
Reciting movie quotes.
Analyzing things that don't need to be.
Saying "your mom/your face."
Saying "that's what she said."
Making things inappropriate.
Also.....I'm told I'm really good with kids and toddlers. Even
though I feel real awkward around them people have told me I have a
way with them that just makes them love me. And I'm only mentioning
this as a skill....I'm in no way looking for somebody to have
babies with in the near future....so don't worry.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Purple glasses I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Oddly enough I like depressing books. Before Night Falls,
Crank, Burned, Feed, Their Eyes Were Watching God. Currently
working on a book called "Tricks" by Ellen Hopkins.
TV: Family Guy, Bob's burgers, Futurama, anything on the ID
Music: Snoop Dogg is amazing. I love most of what's on the radio.
But when I need to feel, I revisit the music of my teen
Movies: Stoner humor. Social-cultural documentaries. I highly
recommend watching "talhotblond" if you have a Netflix account. I
also enjoy What's Earing Gilbert Grape and The Good Son kinda makes
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will
probably love you.
Food: Not olives. *gags*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3. Social interaction
6. Live music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whichever song happens to be stuck in my head.
My thoughts never seem to last long...
I'm kinda spaztastic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working but if it's my night off and I'm not broke I'm usually out
with my friends or my co workers if we decide to make it a bar
night. I'm also content with staying in and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I tend to open up a little too quickly. It scares some people off.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of the
great typhoon. You possess all the strength of the raging fire, but
are as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
And if you didn't sing that....you're dead to me.
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