25 Ypsilanti, MI
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My self-summary
Looking for the Jimmy Junior to my Tina Belcher.

Or the Paulie Bleeker to my Juno McGuff.

I'm kinda odd.....but you wouldn't have me any other way.

I'm not skinny.
I still love my body.
I'm "thick" which I suppose is the PC term. Whatever you wanna call it.....I have hips, thighs and and a not flat stomach. I'm just trying to make sure I cover all the bases as far as physical appearance goes....anyhoos....

I'm in no hurry to be in a super serious relationship, but if one ends up happening then cool.

I have tattoos.....need more.
I'm a huge animal lover.
My cat's name is Waffle and she's kind of a diva. If you end up in my apartment she will make sure you are aware of her presence, just throwing that out there.

I've been compared to Lisa Lampanelli and Amy Schumer.....I'll let you be the judge of that.

I really don't know what I'm supposed to put here.....
What I’m doing with my life
Contemplating going back to school eventually. Whether or not that will happen is another story. Working full time in the process.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh.
Reading people quickly.
Being empathetic.
Reciting movie quotes.
Analyzing things that don't need to be.
Saying "your mom/your face."
Saying "that's what she said."
Making things inappropriate.
Also.....I'm told I'm really good with kids and toddlers. Even though I feel real awkward around them people have told me I have a way with them that just makes them love me. And I'm only mentioning this as a skill....I'm in no way looking for somebody to have babies with in the near future....so don't worry.
The first things people usually notice about me
Purple glasses I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Oddly enough I like depressing books. Before Night Falls, Crank, Burned, Feed, Their Eyes Were Watching God. The Ellen Hopkins books are all good.

TV: Family Guy, Bob's burgers, Futurama, anything on the ID channel.

Music: Snoop Dogg is amazing. I love most of what's on the radio. But when I need to feel, I revisit the music of my teen angst. My top three bands right now are Senses Fail, Man Overboard and Seaway.

Movies: Stoner humor. Social-cultural documentaries. I highly recommend watching "talhotblond" if you have a Netflix account. I also enjoy What's Eating Gilbert Grape and The Good Son kinda makes you wonder....
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will probably love you.

Food: Not olives. *gags*
The six things I could never do without
1. Tattoos
2. Animals
3. Social interaction
4. Humor
5. Chapstick
6. Live music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whichever song happens to be stuck in my head.
My thoughts never seem to last long...
I'm kinda spaztastic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working but if it's my night off and I'm not broke I'm usually out with my friends or my co workers if we decide to make it a bar night. I'm also content with staying in and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I tend to open up a little too quickly. It scares some people off.
You should message me if
You're Jimmy Junior or Paulie Bleaker.
Also acceptable are Andy Samberg and Jesse Eisenberg.