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TittsMcGee_taco

25 Ypsilanti, MI Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 3:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for the Jimmy Junior to my Tina Belcher. If you don't get that reference then please close the page now.

I am aware that I have somewhat racy pictures on here. Congratulations on being so observant.

Just being casual for now. I'm in no hurry to be in a super serious relationship, but if that ends up happening, then cool. :)

I have tattoos and I'm a huge animal lover.

I work full time and in a perfect world, I would be saving my money to move to Seattle.....but who knows when/if that will happen.

My main goal is to one day have a house with a huge yard so I can fill it with kittens, puppies and anything furry. Wanna seduce me? Show me a puppy....

I dig awkward geeks who are 420 friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating going back to school eventually. Whether or not that will happen is another story. Working full time in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Reading people quickly.
Being empathetic.
Reciting movie quotes.
Analyzing things that don't need to be.
Saying "your mom/your face."
Saying "that's what she said."
Making things inappropriate.
Also.....I'm told I'm really good with kids and toddlers. Even though I feel real awkward around them people have told me I have a way with them that just makes them love me. And I'm only mentioning this as a skill....I'm in no way looking for somebody to have babies with in the near future....so don't worry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Purple glasses I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Oddly enough I like depressing books. Before Night Falls, Crank, Burned, Feed, Their Eyes Were Watching God. Currently working on a book called "Tricks" by Ellen Hopkins.

TV: Family Guy, Bob's burgers, Futurama, anything on the ID channel.

Music: Snoop Dogg is amazing. I love most of what's on the radio. But when I need to feel, I revisit the music of my teen angst.

Movies: Stoner humor. Social-cultural documentaries. I highly recommend watching "talhotblond" if you have a Netflix account. I also enjoy What's Earing Gilbert Grape and The Good Son kinda makes you wonder....
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will probably love you.

Food: Not olives. *gags*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tattoos
2. Animals
3. Social interaction
4. Humor
5. Chapstick
6. Live music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tattoos.
Whichever song happens to be stuck in my head.
My thoughts never seem to last long...
I'm kinda spaztastic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working but if it's my night off and I'm not broke I'm usually out with my friends or my co workers if we decide to make it a bar night. I'm also content with staying in and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to open up a little too quickly. It scares some people off.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of the great typhoon. You possess all the strength of the raging fire, but are as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

And if you didn't sing that....you're dead to me.