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25 Ypsilanti, MI Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jan 25
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Just being casual for now. I'm in no hurry to be in a super serious relationship. I have tattoos and I'm a huge animal lover.

I work full time and hope to move out of Michigan once I have all my money saved up.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating going back to school eventually. Working full time in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Reading people quickly.
Analyzing things that don't need to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Purple glasses I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Oddly enough I like depressing books. Before Night Falls, Crank, Burned, Feed, Their Eyes Were Watching God. Currently working on a book called "Tricks" by Ellen Hopkins.

TV: Family Guy, Bob's burgers, Futurama, anything on the ID channel.

Music: Snoop Dogg is amazing. I love most of what's on the radio. But when I need to feel, I revisit the music of my teen angst.

Movies: Stoner humor. Social-cultural documentaries. I highly recommend watching "talhotblond" if you have a Netflix account. I also enjoy What's Earing Gilbert Grape and The Good Son kinda makes you wonder....
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will probably love you.

Food: Not olives. *gags*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Social interaction: I love being around people.
2. My animals: They don't judge me and it's actually theraputic to have them....aaaannnndddd no I'm not a crazy kitty lady.
3. My stepad: He did a majority of my upbringing and taught me more about being a human than anybody else. Even though he and my mom are divorced and he technically isn't even my stepdad I still see him as my other dad.
4. Humor: It's basically my escape from reality. I love to make people laugh and will never miss the opportunity to crack a joke.
5. The internet: I mean come on really? Have you seen the episode of South Park where there is no internet? If all the internet in the world shut off it would be JUST like that episode.
6. Chapstick: That shit is like my heroin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whichever song happens to be stuck in my head.
My thoughts never seem to last long...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working but if it's my night off and I'm not broke I'm usually in Ypsi or Ann Arbor hitting up numerous bars....Blue Leprechaun is probably my favorite. I also enjoy Sticks/Aubree's or Woodruff's if there's a show playing.

I normally party on Saturdays. :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a cashier who crop dusts the hell out of my customers.
You should message me if
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-You want to.
-You'll actually talk.
-You enjoy sarcasm.
-You enjoy lame/childish jokes.
-You're 420 friendly.