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25 Ypsilanti, MI Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 19-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 28
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Looking for the Jimmy Junior to my Tina Belcher.

Or the Paulie Bleeker to my Juno McGuff.

I'm kinda odd.....but you wouldn't have me any other way.

I'm not skinny.
I still love my body.

Just being casual for now. I'm in no hurry to be in a super serious relationship, but if one ends up happening then cool.

I have tattoos and I'm a huge animal lover.
My cat's name is Waffle and she's kind of a diva. If you end up in my apartment she will make sure you are aware of her presence, just throwing that out there.

I work full time and in a perfect world, I would be saving my money to move to Seattle.....but who knows when/if that will happen.

My main goal is to one day have a house with a huge yard so I can fill it with kittens, puppies and anything furry.

I dig awkward geeks who are 420 friendly.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Contemplating going back to school eventually. Whether or not that will happen is another story. Working full time in the process.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh.
Reading people quickly.
Being empathetic.
Reciting movie quotes.
Analyzing things that don't need to be.
Saying "your mom/your face."
Saying "that's what she said."
Making things inappropriate.
Also.....I'm told I'm really good with kids and toddlers. Even though I feel real awkward around them people have told me I have a way with them that just makes them love me. And I'm only mentioning this as a skill....I'm in no way looking for somebody to have babies with in the near don't worry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Purple glasses I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Oddly enough I like depressing books. Before Night Falls, Crank, Burned, Feed, Their Eyes Were Watching God. The Ellen Hopkins books are all good.

TV: Family Guy, Bob's burgers, Futurama, anything on the ID channel.

Music: Snoop Dogg is amazing. I love most of what's on the radio. But when I need to feel, I revisit the music of my teen angst. My top three bands right now are Senses Fail, Man Overboard and Seaway.

Movies: Stoner humor. Social-cultural documentaries. I highly recommend watching "talhotblond" if you have a Netflix account. I also enjoy What's Eating Gilbert Grape and The Good Son kinda makes you wonder....
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will probably love you.

Food: Not olives. *gags*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tattoos
2. Animals
3. Social interaction
4. Humor
5. Chapstick
6. Live music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whichever song happens to be stuck in my head.
My thoughts never seem to last long...
I'm kinda spaztastic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working but if it's my night off and I'm not broke I'm usually out with my friends or my co workers if we decide to make it a bar night. I'm also content with staying in and watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to open up a little too quickly. It scares some people off.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Jimmy Junior or Paulie Bleaker.
Also acceptable are Andy Samberg and Jesse Eisenberg.