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24 F Ypsilanti, MI

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Last Online
Today – 4:30am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Newly single. Not sure what I'm looking for. Just casual dating/fun for now. I'm a huge cuddler. :)

Huge animal lover. If my dog doesn't like you vice versa, it won't work.

Just kidding.....maybe.

Don't worry, my dog is not the chihuahua you see in the that picture still on here? Maybe....I don't feel like checking.

Advocate for the homos. Don't worry, my gay male friends don't want to do you just because you have a penis. For that matter, I may not want to either.
What I’m doing with my life
So many people say they're "living life to the fullest".....please explain.

Contemplating going back to school eventually. Working full time in the process.
I’m really good at
Reading things backwards/upside down. I probably have some form of dyslexia. However I was never tested because I didn't have problems learning to read. Just....yeah really good at reading backwards when it's written as such. :P

I'm also VERY quick to make anything a sexual innuendo. Whether I'm saying, "That's what he/she said" or just being stupid and saying, " said hard." I'm pretty much a 10 year old inside a 24 year old's body.
The first things people usually notice about me
Uhhh....I wear glasses? Maybe my hair when it had the highlights in it....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Oddly enough I like depressing books. Before Night Falls, Crank, Burned, Feed, Their Eyes Were Watching God. Currently working on a book called "Tricks" by Ellen Hopkins.

TV: I don't watch a whole lot. Mostly reruns of Family Guy and South Park. And Pretty much the whole adult swim line up.

Music: Take a look at my iPod. You'll see everything from Lil Jon to Rage Against the Machine. From Nicki Minaj to Snoop Dogg to Red Hot Chili Peppers. I also love me some Katy Perry, Ke$ha, and Britney. NOT Lady Gaga....she gets on my nerves SOOOOO much. I also dig GOOD rap music, Snoop Dogg, 2Pac, Biggie, TI, etc. Oh and I have a soft spot for Michael Jackson....but it was way before he died. Oh and I recently saw Buckethead in concert and my mind was pretty much blown.

Movies: Stoner/stupid humor. Napoleon Dynamite, Pineapple Express, Wayne's World 1&2 etc. Oh....and anything with Andy Samberg. The things I would do to that man.....*drools*
Sidenote: If you are familiar with the movie, "The Point" I will probably love you.

Food: Not olives. *gags*
The six things I could never do without
1. Social interaction: I love being around people.
2. My animals: They don't judge me and it's actually theraputic to have them....aaaannnndddd no I'm not a crazy kitty lady.
3. My stepad: He did a majority of my upbringing and taught me more about being a human than anybody else. Even though he and my mom are divorced and he technically isn't even my stepdad I still see him as my other dad.
4. Humor: It's basically my escape from reality. I love to make people laugh and will never miss the opportunity to crack a joke.
5. The internet: I mean come on really? Have you seen the episode of South Park where there is no internet? If all the internet in the world shut off it would be JUST like that episode.
6. Chapstick: That shit is like my heroin.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I will be in a few years
What I should photograph next
What/where my next tattoo should be
Will I ever be able to afford the phoenix tattoo I've been wanting forever
Andy Samberg will be mine one day....oh yes, he will be mine.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Working but if it's my night off and I'm not broke I'm usually in Ypsi or Ann Arbor hitting up numerous bars....Blue Leprechaun is probably my favorite. I also enjoy Sticks/Aubree's or Woodruff's if there's a show playing.

I normally party on Saturdays. :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
For my 21st birthday my friends took me to a strip club. The DJ summoned me to get on stage and all the strippers put their tits in my face. One of the girls even talked me into pulling out my own tater tots. Yup, a whole room of strangers saw my tits. That's probably the one "wild and crazy" thing I've done in my life. Does that even constitute as wild and crazy? I'll let you decide. But it was definitely a one time thing.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-You want to.
-You'll actually talk and not just say, "hey, what's up, I'm fine, let me see your tits."
-You enjoy sarcasm.
-You don't mind that I sometimes start reciting Jay's rap from "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"