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51 Bristol, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 40-54
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 21, 2014
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Has kid(s) and doesn’t want more
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), German (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Welsh (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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A toaster - 'sa bit like your pelvic floor - you never really realise how much you used it until it's buggered!

Just come through horrid divorce and now looking for...?...not sure really. Someone to have a laugh with. I'm nervous as hell about this, and am just really testing the water. I have a sense of humour, I know this, cos I found it the other day at the back of the kitchen cupboard wedged behind a packet of sponge fingers and a rusty tin of Ideal Milk. I sing, probably more than I talk, I love acting, theatre, films, art, books. I'm creative - I love to write - stories, songs, plays. I dance purely for my own pleasure and the displeasure of my offspring. I play many musical instruments all to an excruciatingly low standard. I love to swim, walk and avoid as much football and rugby as is humanly possible. I have a cute ball of fluff that has been trained impeccably to ignore our every command. I like trees, pea sandwiches, RadioTimes covers and bracelets. Oh and I have a slightly unhealthy obsession with eBay and yoghurt.

I have no clue what I'm looking for, in fact I'm noIt sure what the feck I'm doing here, but if you can make my face do a happy sign, well that's good enough for me at the moment.

OK, just so you know, I think I appear pretty permanently "online" and that's because the tab is usually always open on my puter or iPod. However, it does not mean that I am always looking on OKC, in fact I'm probably not at my screen, or in the room, or even on the planet. So, please if you message me, and I don't respond, 'tis because I'm  not around. And I know this sounds random, but if you  do have a bump to the head and decide to send me a message, can you write the word 'orange' in it. It doesn't have to make any sense. But then I'll know that you've taken the trouble to read my random spewage and not just looked at my pics. Thank you.

Thought for the day:  who picks up guide dog's poo?
What I’m doing with my life
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Stuff and nonsense, bits and bobs and wotnot.
I’m really good at
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Writing backwards and getting through the day without saying "Chlordiazepoxide".
The first things people usually notice about me
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The telly tubby costume, moustache and strap-on.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by M E Gagg - an author of immense proportion.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My heart, my brain, my lungs, my blood, my head and my body.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether time actually exists.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a very unique birth mark in a place that has been known to give me immense pleasure. To find it, is to know me.
You should message me if
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You've recently had a successful labotomy reversal.