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Tmeck

24 Minneapolis, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My heart lives in Chicago. My mind lives in the gutter. My livelihood lives in a rotating drum. My dreams live in a Purgatory-like stasis. My booze lives in my bloodstream. My Pokemon live in close proximity to my heart. My bikes live under my butt.

I, however, live in an apartment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Roast -> Package -> Ship -> Deliver -> QC -> Brew/Extract -> Do it again

I waste a lot of my time.

I'm good at finding subversive ways of doing everyday tasks. I can fix almost any bike with a hammer and a screwdriver.

I like to write but I don't have the patience to do much with it. It usually manifests as sardonic Craigslist ads.

Planning how to fake my own death and come back as Don Draper.

I was never poetic and never kind.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding a bike drunk.
Crashing a bike sober.
Spending large amounts of money on Pokemon paraphernalia.
Collecting useless bullshit. Wanna see my collection of espresso grinder burrs?
Making poor first impressions.
Making poor second, third, fourth, etc. impressions.
Abusing the quicksave/load feature.
Coming up with band names despite no musical talent at all.
Being horrible with money (unrelated to above).
Putting the lotion in the basket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Knife.
At any given point I might be listening to Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
I like a lot of music that a lot of people have told me makes them feel "uncomfortable." I don't know what that means.
Sci-fi. Especially in 900 page novel format.
I recently developed a grudging addiction to Song of Ice and Fire.
Things with pepperoni.
Numerous other things that I'm sure numerous others like.
I also really like merino wool.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Charizard.
Silent Shout.
Jeppson's Malört.
Time ATACs.
Washed Ethiopias.
Wool socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would've happened to René Descartes if he hadn't thought.
Why "hubris" isn't a word I use more on a daily basis.
Why peanut butter is good on fucking everything.
How I can abuse the power I'm given.
Cheese products.
Why Charizard and Gyarados aren't Dragon type. I'm stumped.
What it would be like to be happy.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing everything in my power to avoid doing what everyone else is doing on a typical Friday night.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go mountain biking.
You can construct a grammatically correct sentence.
You have a high tolerance for incredibly annoying cats.
You think you can beat me at Halo 2 (you probably can).
You want to trade Pokemon.
You been spendin' most your life livin' in an Amish paradise.
You want to buy me a drink.
You want me to make you coffee.