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Tmeck

25 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My heart lives in Chicago. My mind lives in the gutter. My livelihood lives in a rotating drum. My dreams live in a Purgatory-like stasis. My booze lives in my bloodstream. My Pokémon live in close proximity to my heart. My bikes live under my butt.

I, however, live in an apartment.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I roast coffee and then send it to places.

On the weekend, people give me money and I give them beer.

I waste a lot of my time.

My thought process concerning alcohol is that there is a very slim yet remotely possible chance that all of it will be destroyed tomorrow, so I better drink a healthy amount today.

I have very few hobbies, but writing fake Craigslist ads is one of them.

Slowly turning into a bitter old catdad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Riding a bike while intoxicated.
Struggling with bikes while sober.
Pokémon.
Justifying collecting useless bullshit.
Making poor impressions.
Abusing the quicksave/load feature.
Alternatively, being bad at videogames.
Making coffee.
Body hair.
Forgetting someone's name the second I stop talking to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Disclaimer: Poor musical taste.
The Knife, Fever Ray, Crystal Castles, Aphex Twin, Daft Punk, Flying Lotus, Baths, Godspeed You! Black Emperor (I will judge you harshly if you place the ! incorrectly), Russian Circles, This Will Destroy You, 65daysofstatic, Massive Attack, Mogwai, Altar of Plagues, Agalloch, Amon Amarth, Skeletonwitch, Mastodon, Queens of the Stone Age, Eagles of Death Metal, The Kills, Electric Six, Hercules & Love Affair, Robyn, ... ... ...

Too many books. I like books a lot, unless they're written by Ayn Rand.

I don't like mushrooms.

TV and movies are good occasionally, why not?

I just put way too much effort into the music part and now the rest is suffering.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Charizard.
Silent Shout.
Jeppson's Malört.
Time ATACs.
Washed Ethiopias.
Wool socks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would've happened to René Descartes if he hadn't thought.
Why I don't use the word "hubris" more often.
Is peanut butter an addictive substance?
How I can abuse the power I'm given.
Cheese products.
Why Charizard and Gyarados aren't Dragon type.
Why I still live in Minneapolis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Handing a beer over a counter.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go mountain biking.
You can construct a grammatically correct sentence.
You have a high tolerance for incredibly annoying cats.
You think you can beat me at Halo 2 (you probably can).
You want to trade Pokémon.
You want to buy me a drink.
You want me to make you coffee.
Actually, you probably shouldn't.