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My_Name-is_Jonas

28 San Francisco, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Do you see the story? Do you see anything? It seems to me I am trying to tell you a dream--making a vain attempt, because no relation of a dream can convey the dream-sensation, that commingling of absurdity, surprise, and bewilderment in a tremor of struggling revolt, that notion of being captured by the incredible which is the very essence of dreams.
What I’m doing with my life
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I take in the sun, drink lots of coffee, go bicycling to new places, jog through the city, practice yoga, explore new music, watch films (or random British stuff on Netflix), go to music shows, try new restaurants, catch up with old friends, and make new friends.

I'm a recent law grad doing social and criminal justice work.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making esoteric pop references and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
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ROCKIN' BOD. Just kidding.
That I look like Alladin? I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Elliot Smith, David Bowie, Neil Young, the Oh Sees, Still Corners, Ariel Pink, Tame Impala, Kurt Vile, Painted Palms, ASAP Rocky, and Kendrick Lamar.
Current Books: Sherlock Holmes - The Complete Novels and Stories, and The New Jim Crow

Movies: Wes Anderson, Hitchcock, Almodovar, etcetera.
Also I like the occasional inspiring documentary.

Shows: Derek, Sherlock, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Cosby Show, Freaks and Geeks, Portlandia, Orange is the New Black, Misfits, Eutopia, and Fargo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, the interwebs, laughter, beauty, kindness, and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to unplug from all the tech around me.
How much more I could get done each day if I was a vampire (like, the cool kind) and didn't need sleep. -- But, I love sleep.
How to get more greenery in my life.
Social Justice.
How to survive in a post apocalyptic world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or in relaxing, watching a documentary or movie.
You should message me if
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you are a mermaid, luchador, zombie, wolf, fembot, centaur, or ligre.

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