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My_Name-is_Jonas

28 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Farsi (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Are we human, or are we dancer?"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I take in the sun, drink good coffee, go bicycling to new places, jog through SF hills, practice yoga, explore new music, watch films (or random British stuff on Netflix), go to music shows, try new restaurants, catch up with old friends, and make new friends.

I graduated law school recently and have been working at a Public Defender's office doing juvenile legal work because I think teenagers are rad.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making esoteric pop references and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
ROCKIN' BOD. Just kidding.
That I look like Alladin? I don't know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Arcade Fire, The Smiths, Elliot Smith, David Bowie, Neil Young, the Oh Sees, Still Corners, Ariel Pink, Tame Impala, Kurt Vile, Painted Palms, ASAP Rocky, and Kendrick Lamar.
Current Books: Sherlock Holmes - The Complete Novels and Stories, and The New Jim Crow

Movies: Wes Anderson, Hitchcock, Almodovar, etcetera.
Also I like the occasional inspiring documentary.

Shows: Derek, Sherlock, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad, Cosby Show, Freaks and Geeks, Portlandia, Orange is the New Black, Misfits, and Sons of Anarchy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, the interwebs, laughter, beauty, kindness, and friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to live life more like Bill Cosby
What dogs are thinking about (every time I see a dog).
How to get more greenery in my life.
Social Justice
How to survive in a post apocalyptic world.
Is there anything left to talk about on a first date after we knock things out on the don't mention list. http://www.complex.com/pop-culture/2013/06/conversations-to-avoid-having-on-a-first-date/anything-you-learned-about-from-alex-jones
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends or in relaxing, watching a documentary or movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
POTENTIAL Deal-Breaker: like Officer McGruff I say no to drugs and alcohol but you should do as you wish. http://youtu.be/K6SWN3_U910
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go on a walk and play the game "would you rather".

BUT

If you are a luchador, zombie, wolf, fembot, centaur, or ligre DON'T BOTHER.
(JK, I'll hang out with any of those, any day of the week)