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33 M New York, NY

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Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
A random girl at a bar once described me as being very charming, and having eyes like a precious moments statuette. She was drunk.

I like to think of myself as a nice, decent, and intelligent person, but I suspect that I might be biased. I can be very cynical at times, which has been heavily fueled by user comments on the internet. I shave more often than my pics suggest.
What I’m doing with my life
So what I wrote in the box 5 months ago did not come to fruition, so I have that to be pissed off about.

Working a job in television that has taught to be believe in the banality of evil.

Taking long walks down tree lined street while listening to 80's new wave on Spotify.
I’m really good at
Coming up with clever jokes long after the opportunity to tell them has passed.

Figuring out new programs and gadgets.

Predicting what's going to happen in movies.
The first things people usually notice about me
There's nothing that I can think to write here that's not a self deprecating joke
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
consider these random samples from a longer list of favorites

Movies: The Thing, The Professional, Return of the Living Dead, Children of Men, The World According to Garp, Jaws

Shows: Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, The Colbert Report, MST3K, Louie, Game of Thrones, True Detective, Carl Sagan's The Cosmos

Books: Dune, The Road, Salem's Lot, the works of H.P. Lovecraft

Music: The Ramones, The Misfits, The Pixies, Type O Negative, The Smiths, Turbonegro, Joy Division, Silversun Pickups

Food: Slow smoked meats, crab cakes, pork dumplings
The six things I could never do without
I hate this fucking section.

Caustic humor, schnauzer love, caffeine, internet, automobile, metrocard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I usually have a pipe dream bouncing around my head on how to reinvent my career. I'm frequently thinking up ideas for screenplays I'll never write.
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly at a bar with friends. Possibly at home. If no plans materialize I might go to the gym, usually to make up for not having gone all month.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I lose a little respect for a person if I find out that they believe in anything supernatural.

I've seen the last nine Star Trek films during their initial theatrical release.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If my main profile pic makes you want to kick me, we might get along.

If you are true to yourself, and all those other really good clichés.

If you like the idea of going to revival movie theaters to see 80's cult classics, or going to the cloisters in the fall.