A girl at a bar once described me as being very charming, and having eyes like a precious moments statuette. She was drunk, so your experience may vary.

I like to think of myself as a nice, decent, and intelligent person, but then again I'm sure lots of terrible people think the same about themselves. I can also be quite cynical at times, something which has been fueled heavily by reading the user comments on the various sites of the internet.

If I had to choose between movies, music, or sports, my first pick would be movies. Sports would be a distant third.

I like sojourning around the city to try new places to have a beer, cocktail, cheeseburger etc. So I'm going to at least need somebody to help me take advantage of the best deals groupon and living social has to offer.

I have a job that occupies part of my day Monday through Friday. It's essentially a never ending boondoggle. I do a lot of unnecessary walking instead of taking the subway the whole way.

Coming up with clever jokes long after the opportunity to tell them has passed.

Figuring out new programs and gadgets.

Predicting what's going to happen in movies.

There's nothing I can think to write here that's not a self deprecating joke

consider these random samples from a longer list of favorites

Movies: The Thing, The Professional, Return of the Living Dead, Children of Men, The World According to Garp

Shows: Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, The Colbert Report, MST3K, Louie, Game of Thrones, Carl Sagan's The Cosmos

Books: Dune, The Road, Salem's Lot, the works of H.P. Lovecraft

Music: The Sounds, The Ramones, The Misfits, The Pixies, Type O Negative, The Smiths, Turbonegro, Joy Division, Silversun Pickups

Food: Any kind of slow smoked meat, especially if it's pork. crab cakes, pork dumplings

I usually have a pipe dream bouncing around my head on how to reinvent my career. I'm frequently thinking up ideas for that screenplay I'll never write.

Possibly at a bar with friends. If no plans materialize I might go to the gym, usually to make up for not having gone all month.

I have a Miniature Schnauzers wall calender from 2009 hanging up in my bedroom. It is now 201X.

I've seen the last eight Star Trek films during their initial theatrical release.

If you are true to yourself, and all those other really good clichés. Also, if you would like to accompany me to revival movie theater to see Big Trouble in Little China.