...if you want to play D&D...
RECENT (JUNE 28th) UPDATE TO ... UH.. welll.. me.. Yeah. I'm no
longer looking for anything yet. I want a little bit more for
myself before I try to have a relationship with anyone. I need more
than a shitty car, a shared apartment and no degree to be able to
feel like a grownup. So I'm down for friendship, down for casual
romantic encounters(i'm not made of stone) but I just don't think
I'm "man enough" to be in a serious and successful relationship
just yet. I don't want to waste anybody's time.
 If you know where I get my username on here from.
C'mon now! Guess!
 You're looking for someone to see on friday nights and
saturdays that can handle planning a date, will keep it interesting
without pawing at you like an animal. (Unless you're into
 You liked what I wrote and actually read 60% or more of the
We will definitely WILL NOT
work romantically if;
I'm not going to get
emotionally involved with someone who's in an active relationship
with people other than me.
rights. Sorry, but people are people and everyone deserves the same
You're very religious or judgemental/bigoted. While these are
separate, sadly they go hand in hand with the above. This also
applies to racism. If you have serious qualms with people, and you
base them off of race then gtfo of my face.
You're very atheistic and overly critical/hateful to people of
faith. Just because someone believes in something, doesn't make
them inferior to you. Live and let live if they cause no
You are extremely political. There are better things to waste
breath on than politics.
You were not
woman. The option of children being born of mine and my lover's
union is an appealing one. Sorry.
You're obese. (Natural feminine curves are splendid.) Obesity
exacerbates every major health issue you can have, and I really
enjoy physical activities like hikes and going out dancing. Obese
people generally can't keep up.
You're already in a relationship.
I really think that what would be best for me in a partner,
romantically and otherwise is someone open-minded, family-oriented,
uplifting and supportive, intelligent and who is really quick to
laugh. Life's too short to be serious all the time and I need
somebody to laugh with.
What I'm looking for as far as a relationship, is something sort of
serious, definitely exclusive. I don't want to say I'm looking for
The One, because I don't know how much I actually believe in that,
but I would really like to find someone who will at least meet me
halfway on making our time together enjoyable and memorable.