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Toast-Artillery

27 / M / Straight / Single

Tampa, Florida

His Details

Last Online
Mar 9
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm a geek who's working towards being as awesome as possible. This is round two of trying out OKC. Figured I respec myself to see what's changed about me over the years.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm free from school so I'm doing a bunch of the keen adventure stuff I've wanted to do for a while. I try to keep myself sharp both mentally and physically, reading and keeping fit. I've gotten quite good at cooking baseline adequate food (the dishes are progressively growing more and more edible)! I've also been doing some amateur archery and some light sky diving. Good times.
I’m really good at
I make some pretty ok smoothies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I can come off as manic or mellow, depending on the day. As a weirdo, my sense of humor is very distorted, which can be abrasive to you normal people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies - I dig a ton of movies. I'm down for anything sci-fi or horror. Love Star Wars, Aliens, the Pirates movies, Back to the Future, Batman, etc.

I'm also an animation enthusiast. I'm currently hot on Adventure Time, Regular Show, Motorcity, Tron, and Gravity Falls. I'll also give most animated movies a shot.

Books - Since getting a Kindle, I've become a power reader. I'm currently going through the Game of Thrones series and Steven King's Dark Tower series. I also enjoy reading Sherlock Holmes and the works of HP Lovecraft and Neil Gaiman.

Music - I dig a bunch of music from Pink Floyd, the Beatles and Blue Oyster Cult. Beyond those, my musical tastes are more eclectic. I can usually find something that tickles my fancy from all genres.

I also very much enjoy video games ;)
The six things I could never do without
Crispy Air Condition

A Fresh Coke

Music in my Head

Momentum

A Sense of Humor

A Good Night's Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to balance the feeling of despair and unbridled opportunity of being a sub-pixel in the infinite cosmos.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most of my hobbies happen during the day, so on nights I prefer to relax. I'm one of those weirdos who never managed to take to alcohol, though I keep giving drinks a shot. I'm more likely to ask a girl out for ice cream than to a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm mostly an open book. Just ask away.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
As mentioned, I'm a pretty weird guy, so I'd like to find a weird girl. If you have a bizarre, morbid, and/or distorted sense of humor, have had trouble fitting in with 'regular' people, feel that you too may be an introverted individual but somehow laugh in the face of danger, if you think you could run from zambies in an apocalyptic nightmare future, and if you know that only when we work together we can fly, give me a shout.