Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I live out of my suitcase. I was born and raised in Michigan, and
my job is allowing me to stretch my legs a bit!
If you tell me where the best breweries in the area are, I'll take
you there and buy you a beer! And then we'll become friends and
it'll be really cool.
I'm a fraternal twin, which is pretty neat. I can't remember the
last time that I was clean-shaven.
I am madly in love with Michigan, Detroit included. Fuck the
I dislike most cats.
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am
out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle
me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my
I can be very outgoing and love to meet new people, yet have the
occasional introverted tendencies. I rage when people have terrible
grammar. I'm probably a bit too full of myself.
I fly airplanes. I have no problem laughing at myself, and no
problem laughing at/with you (preferably with). I'm not one to
sweat the small things. I am happy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I like to think that all of the travel for work I get to do makes
me a sort of modern day cowboy, breaking hearts all over the
country/world. But really it's more like a classy bum with a
company credit card.
Sometimes (oftentimes) I like to drink and send incoherent messages
to people. Sorry in advance.
I go home for special events. Namely holidays, graduations,
Trying to drink my way across the planet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making awkward situations more awkward by pointing out how awkward
they are. Apparently this alienates people.
Using emoticons and excessive exclamation points in professional
Singing karaoke very loud and averagely.
People have also told me I make some pretty solid pancakes, but I
just use instant and eyeball the consistency. But it's
I've been told on many occasions that I know a lot of incredibly
useless information. I like to think that I just have a good
memory, but I don't know. I normally hold my own when watching
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sparkling eyes and intoxicating smile. Wait, no... I think it's
the ginger beard.
I'm pretty loud, too, so it's not uncommon for me to be heard
before I am seen.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I bought a Kindle recently in hopes that it would encourage
me to read more. It's going... Averagely.
Movies: I have yet to see a movie I haven't enjoyed, and that's no
There's Something About Mary and Forrest Gump may very well be the
best ever, though.
For music, see here:
If you don't like Rush or Tegan & Sara, just get the heck out
of my face.
I'm slowly learning to eat (try) more and more foods. I was never
SUPER picky before, just the standard person who refused to try
something just because it looked "yucky." It's going along fairly
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. A lake in Northern Michigan
2. Cell Phone. Can't get enough of those fart apps!
3. The internet, because I'm socially inept
4. Family and friends
5. My suitcase
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why they don't play more Adele on the radio...
Whether or not I could pull off a mustache (I totally could).
Building my credit and paying off my loans. Riveting stuff,
I also try to think about the Universe, but I usually end up with a
headache after five minutes or so.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
grabbing dinner and a few drinks with either friends or coworkers.
Or friends who are also coworkers. Basically exploring wherever we
are and trying to make the most of it!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I pick my nose far more often than an adult should.
You should message me if
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you want to hear a joke that will probably make you sigh in
frustration and maybe even ruin your day.
you like beer and all of the snobbery that can go along with
you future travel plans include "everywhere."
you can use the word "literally" properly, but will still use it
wrong ironically (or not, it's whatever).
please do NOT message me if you think that "definitely" is spelt
with an "a." Or if you think I'm a hypocrite for writing "spelt."
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