Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not too fond of the manchester club scene, a bit bored of drunken
messes. Looking to see if there are any girls that break the party
School teacher, been at it for a few years now.
To break from the monotony I also teach the kids martial
Crazy how life works out. Guess the Secret actually
Don't bother messaging me if:
1) you are a stripper or web cam girl
2) you are a hairdresser
3) your pics are of your shoulders upwards, you're fooling no
4) you have implants
5) you are looking for a penpal
6) all your pics are instagrammed selfies in your bedroom,
homebodies with bad skin aren't my thing
....it never works ;)
Ps grammar nazis are welcome
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
A lot of breathing, with the occasional meal thrown in
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
filling out dating profiles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
can the centuries of literature, cinema and music really be
narrowed down to a favourite?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
heart, lungs, brain etc etc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
stuff, and things. But mostly stuff
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A few social drinks, in an effort to forget the nightmarish week I
have inevitably had
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often get told I look much better than my pics, and rather than
accept the compliment I develop neuroses about how bad my pics must
You should message me if
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You can spell correctly; you don't have father issues
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