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Tom-Haverford-N

25 M Palos Hills, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:50pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name's actually Jason, but kudos if you know who Tom N. Haverford is.

Greatest Strength: My humility, I must be the humblest person I've ever met!
Greatest Weakness: Tepid water
Best Skill: Listening. Hear that? Of course not, because I was listening to you, gorgeous.
Worst Skill: Online dating? lol
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just started my physical therapy program. It will consume the next 3 years of my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm actually pretty good at jiujitsu and once fought in a MMA match at Bourbon St. if you know the bar.
I am good at making mexican food especially chorizo with eggs it's hands down my favorite breakfast dish.

I also spit fire and throw knives if you're into those things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Dark Tower series, Denialism: How Irrational Thinking Hinders Scientific Progress, Harms the Planet and Threatens Our Lives (if you have read this please message me!), Cat's Cradle, A Clockwork Orange, Watchmen, and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy to name a few.

Movies: SuperBad, Across the Universe, The Goonies, The Original Star Wars, Serenity, Old School, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls. But The Three Amigos is probably my favorite film of all time.

Shows: Arrested Development, Community, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, ATHF, Always Sunny...oh, and Parks and Rec.

Music: Beatles, Stones, Elliot Smith, Zeppelin, Who, CCR; most old school rock. I also like Tenacious D, The Black Keys, The Servant, Gorillaz.

Food: The more exotic the food, the more I want it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How amazing a good wheat beer is...its pretty freakin' awesome
The possible genetic and physical make up of extraterrestrials.
(not into ufo sightings or any of that bollocks)
The intricate history of survival/extinction/evolution that has gone on since the dawn of life.

The list goes on.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
IDK, Hanging out with friends trying to do something new and exciting. Or studying, but if it's a Friday I'd probably still be drinking a beer.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you still sometimes forget your an adult.
*bonus if you wear glasses, girls with glasses are super cute.
If you're a compassionate person.
If you consider yourself having a scientific mind.