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Tom-Haverford-N

25 M Palos Hills, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:30pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name's actually Jason, but kudos if you know who Tom N. Haverford is.

"Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey." -John Lennon
I've tried to live my life by these words and found that they have NO applications to real life. Except for this one time at the zoo, when a monkey touched me.

Okay, I'm trying something new.
If I could have a round table dinner with anybody from history it would be Johannes Kepler, Archimedes, Carl Sagan, Tina Fey, Don Rickles, Louise C. K., and Ricky Gervais. I guess I'm lucky most are still alive.

My dream vacation is going to South America and petting/feeding/riding a Galapagos tortoise and hiking through the cloud forests of Chile.
What I’m doing with my life
I just started my physical therapy program. It will consume the next 3 years of my life. But I know it will be worth it! I'm going to be busy and probably not message many people on OKC but I definitely will still be checking up on my profile. Hope to hear from you.
I’m really good at
I'm actually pretty good at jiujitsu and once fought in a MMA match at Bourbon St. if you know the bar.
I am good at making mexican food especially chorizo with eggs it's hands down my favorite breakfast dish.

I also spit fire and throw knives if you're into those things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: Dark Tower series, Denialism: How Irrational Thinking Hinders Scientific Progress, Harms the Planet and Threatens Our Lives (if you have read this please message me!), Cat's Cradle, A Clockwork Orange, Watchmen, and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy to name a few.

Movies: SuperBad, Across the Universe, The Goonies, The Original Star Wars, Serenity, Old School, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls (anything from Mel Brooks pretty much), or anything by Quentin Tarantino, Christopher Nolan, Scorsese or Kubrick. But The Three Amigos is probably my favorite film of all time.

Shows: Arrested Development, Community, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, ATHF, Always Sunny, The Office when Steve Carrell was still on it...oh, and Parks and Rec.
Also Colbert and Stewart are the Shit.

Music: Beatles, Stones, Elliot Smith, Zeppelin, Who, CCR; most old school rock. I also like Tenacious D, NO FX, Chicago, Phil Collins, The Black Keys, The Servant, Gorillaz, I also love Trey Parker and Matt Stone's (The South Park dudes, but you probably know that) Book of Mormon Musical.
And to round it out I also listen to a fair amount of classical music.

Food: The more exotic the food, the more I want it. I also like frozen yogurt, "What a crazy random happenstance!"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How amazing a good wheat beer is...its pretty freakin' awesome
The possible genetic and physical make up of extraterrestrials.
(not into ufo sightings or any of that bollocks)
The intricate history of survival/extinction/evolution that has gone on since the dawn of life.

The list goes on.
On a typical Friday night I am
IDK, Hanging out with friends trying to do something new and exciting. Or studying, but if it's a Friday I'd probably still be drinking a beer.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you still sometimes forget your an adult.
*bonus if you wear glasses, girls with glasses are super cute.
If you're a compassionate person. Kindness is one of the most attractive qualities someone could have, I try to be a giving person and I want the person I'm with to be as well.
If you're a fan of stupid comedy movies as well as dry-witty ones, I love a girl with a good sense of humor.
**double bonus if you have a cute giggle.
If you're skeptical about online dating.
***Triple bonus if you just practiced giggling!