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Tom-Haverford-N

26 Palos Hills, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Working on med school
Job
Student
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My name's actually Jason, but kudos if you know who Tom N. Haverford is. Well, I love things that aren't ordinary, I try to stay fit, I adore nature and love learning about it, I would've gone into Biology or Zoology if not for PT school, I have a 46 lb pet tortoise, and I like people who have unique perspectives, who aren't afraid to be themselves.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm studying in a physical therapy program. Part-time metal worker. Invented the bed coaster!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Random trivia, finding lost keys, procrastinating studying, roasted peking duck, the list is practically endless. I'm also pretty good at jiujitsu and once fought in a MMA match at Bourbon St. (in Merrionette Park, not New Orleans).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: Dark Tower series, Denialism: How Irrational Thinking Hinders Scientific Progress, Harms the Planet and Threatens Our Lives (if you have read this please message me!), Cat's Cradle, A Clockwork Orange, Watchmen, and Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Movies: SuperBad, Across the Universe, The Goonies, The Original Star Wars, Serenity, Old School, Blazing Saddles, Space Balls. But The Three Amigos is probably my favorite film of all time.

Shows: Arrested Development, Community, Cosmos, Dexter, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Game of Thrones, 30 Rock, ATHF, Always Sunny...oh, and Parks and Rec.

Music: Beatles, Stones, Elliot Smith, Zeppelin, Who, CCR; most old school rock. I also like Tenacious D, The Black Keys, The Servant, Gorillaz.

Food: The more exotic the food, the more I want it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell I'm supposed to be doing for school,
When am I gonna get my next full nights sleep,
What if politicians couldn't serve consecutive terms? And what that would mean for the political process. I'd love to hear your thoughts.
General sciencey stuff because, cuz you know…Science kicks ass.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you still sometimes forget your an adult.
If you're a compassionate person.
If you like to read.
*bonus if you wear glasses, girls with glasses are super cute.
If you can totally nerd out on something you love and be proud of it.
Or if you wanna go see Rocky Horror Picture Show with me lol.