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28 Roseville, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:14pm
White, Other
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from space camp
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
To the blonde, beefed out, guy with roid rage that told me I was a "fat, stupid, c*nt, with a midget brain and I should be lucky that someone like him would message cow like me" when I expressed disinterest in being your brood mare and getting pregnant so you could have more kids. You left out that I'm crazy as as Hell, and we live in the same town! I really am lucky as Roseville is quite small. Ta!
What I’m doing with my life
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Whilst waiting on The Doctor to come pick me up in the TARDIS and take me on an adventure, I'm working on building my personal empire from the ground up. I should probably start by mowing the front lawn...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything I choose to do. With the exception of handstands, basketball, baseball, football...well anything to do with balls...and sports, mastering the art of silence, speaking random forgeign languages, and being a blonde (long story, not a good look). I can pretty much accomplish anything I set my mind too.

I'm really great with knives, you know...the chef kind. Although I work in a sales/design field, I do have a culinary degree and still enjoy cooking a good meal on the nights I'm not dead tired from work.

Traveling and adventuring. I'm like the Johnny Cash song...I've been everywhere, man.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Before I even speak, people notice the hair. It's VERY bright, VERY big and VERY red. Unless I look like a slob, wearing my "Walmart" attire (which doesn't mean I work there, simply that I'm in sweats with no makeup on while I shop.), or am out after work, in which case you may notice the coffee stains on my shirt, smeared makeup, and a glazed look in my eye. No, I'm not a prostitute, just a girl stuck in retail (for the time being).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Reading is one of my favorite pastimes. There's nothing like losing yourself in the pages of a classic adventure, chew your nails over a thriller, or mope, swoon, and sigh during an eternal romance...all while wrapped up in a cozy blanket nursing a hot tea.
Ecsoffier: Le Guide Culiniare
Jane Eyre
The Fault in Our Stars
Ender's Game
Pride and Prejudice
The Call of the Wild
Also a big fan of the classics, and paranormal fiction, historical fiction, the odd romance novel and any type of cookbook. I also collect antique and vintage cookbooks. (see Escoffier)

Mmmm...movies. Everything? Love Silence of the Lambs, King and I, The Birds, Psycho, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Kill Bill (1&2), Grindhouse, Gone with the Wind, Tim Burton, Disney movies, Rock Operas, Zombieland, Casablanca, Shawshank Redemption, Tombstone...whatever.

Doctor Who, Sleepy Hollow, Mad Men, Game of Thrones,Walking Dead, Torchwood, House, Criminal Minds, Copper, Once Upon a Time...

Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, Bush, Edith Piaff, Tool, Spice Girls (there, I admitted it), Frank Sinatra, STP, Third Eye Blind, Florence + the Machine, The Civil Wars, Pistol Annie's, Susie and the Banshees, Oasis, Blondie, Kings of Leon, Black Keys, Tchaikowsky, Chopin, Lana Del Ray, Billie Holiday, Dean Martin and the entire soundtrack from The Breakfast Club..the good stuff.

Sweet tea and sushi. Ya'll.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food
2. Coffee
3. White noise when I sleep
4. Japanese steel
5. Wine
6. Big fluffy pillows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's really hiding under the bed?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating, watching movies, drinking wine, or reading....and catching up on Jeopardy!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I listen to Spice Girl radio all the time on Pandora. Don't you judge me. Girl power.
You should message me if
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Because I'm kinda neat once you get to know me. And because I'm a good cook. Who doesn't love snacks?

Also, if you're a heavy smoker (no 420 for me) cross-dresser, Bi-sexual, refer to yourself as So-So-Meister Or Whosyourdaddy, Big Poppa, Master of Anything, you're married, separated, looking to swing, or just about anything else you think I would laugh in your face for, you're probably right. I would laugh in your face...Just leave me alone. We can't be friends. No I'm serious..bugger off.