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34 M Balham, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:14pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), French (Okay), Vietnamese (Poorly), Latin (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm me; hello!

Questions are welcome at the end, please.
What I’m doing with my life
Building tunnels. I guess that's a little bit different..
I’m really good at
Cycling places
Negotiating dense traffic quickly
Arriving sweaty (I seem to be getting worse at this one, or do I mean better? Less sweaty anyway!)
Making myself presentable again

Also, resisting cold apparently. I seem to be some combination of biological radiator, with some form of cold temperature impermeable skin? It's not quite up there with invisibility or flight, but not bad, I guess. Should my name be the opposite of Mr. Freeze?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Plenty in every category. I'm not going to list them all out, neither of us want to spend all our time going through it. If we get to know each other then there will be plenty of time later to discuss all this in great detail.
The six things I could never do without
Lager (It's what the designers of my bicycle called it..)
Tea (with biccies, chocolate, cake or toast, on occasions; mostly it's just good on it's own though. It's bloody lovely)
A really good, morning shower and sometimes one in the evening too.
A(n) (in)decent lady in my life. My life is currently on hold ;)
Something else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't have all year to fill this out!
On a typical Friday night I am
Sending Keyboard Cat videos to random Americans
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should make the first move in terms of messaging. I really don't mind if it's rubbish, so long as there is a little bit of effort involved (more than 4 words...). For whatever reason, I hope you can see that I write coherently, it doesn't work very well when I go first.

I realise i have no 'body shots' in my pictures. I'm not hiding anything, i just don't have any really!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're at all interested; I try not to cut people out too early, even if they don't tick every 'box'. I'm feeling that maybe there are too many people on internet dating websites, who are essentially 'shopping', a partner is not an accessory!!

You aren't totally in love with yourself / can take a joke. Ah, the good old GSOH?!

You could put a location that is more specific than just 'London'. It's a big old place...

I guess i am looking for friends / activity partners / whatever they get called, too. Just be specific about your interest in that case. I'm giving priority to my search for the elusive girlfriend..

You can spot the one absolutely blatant lie on my profile. The rest is all as true as I can manage. Promise