A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his dick. Bartender says "you know you got a steering wheel around your dick?" Pirate says "arghhh, it's been driving me nuts!" Get it? Drivin his nuts? Lol. That shit cracks me up. If you think that joke is dumb and funny, then shoot me a message.
By the way, I'm not messaging you ladies...I'm sure you get enough of them already. If you want to know more about me, then just ask...or say hi...or tell me your favorite joke...or make a sandwich and forget you ever saw this...it's up to you.