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33 M Valparaiso, IN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 13
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
When drinking
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids

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My self-summary
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Tuesday is my most productive day of the week. I color coordinate my clothes. My kids say I'm the best Dad in the world and I'm going to let them go on believing that for as long as I can. I think the hard way is easier than the easy way...until its all done, then I'm like damnit, should of done it the other way.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his dick. Bartender says "you know you got a steering wheel around your dick?" Pirate says "arghhh, it's been driving me nuts!" Get it? Drivin his nuts? Lol. That shit cracks me up. If you think that joke is dumb and funny, then shoot me a message.

By the way, I'm not messaging you ladies...I'm sure you get enough of them already. If you want to know more about me, then just ask...or say hi...or tell me your favorite joke...or make a sandwich and forget you ever saw's up to you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking it day by day...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Makin people feel comfortable when they are not.
Playin guitar.
Making any situation way more awkward that it needs to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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MOVIES: I usually like comedies. Anything with Will Ferrell in it is good. Or anything produced by Judd Apatow. I like dark comedies, but only on Sundays.

MUSIC: I love all kinds Music..mostly melody, feel good songs...Will listen to head bangin shit....but would prefer something with a story...My Favorites are Sublime, Jimi, Nirvana, Jack Johnson, Alice in Chains, Seether, Aaron Lewis. Some old rap: Biggie, Tupac...Old country: Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings...Recently got into Fun. can't stop listening to them...

FOOD: I eat anything...Have been self-educating myself on how to cook. Think I mastered steak and lasagna. Along with numerous other meals, but those are the best so far. Its a work in progress...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.My kids
2.My Guitar
3.A challenge
4.My Music
5.A sense of humor
6.My family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the hell I got here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watchin a movie, playing guitar, cooking something good, or just havin fun with the kiddos....
You should message me if
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If you feel like it...You're an adult. Do whatever you want!