I know the difference between lox, smoked salmon and gravlax (gravlax wins FYI). But I can also rewire light fixtures and lift heavy things. I can discuss post-modern literature or LOLcats with equal enthusiasm. I can segue gracefully or beat the dead horse.
I like horses and other animals. Especially capybaras and emus. I love to dance, run, cycle, give high fives and listen to loud music.
I'm just cray cray like that. Cray. That's what the kids are saying these days. I like youth culture and I think I always will as I age. But it's an anthropological thing, you know? I'm not clinging to my youth at all. In fact, I'm a fully-fledged adult with no man-child tendencies. That's my best feature. I'm a grown-up, and I seek to cavort with other grownups.
My name is Tom.
[En passant je suis bilingue faque gêne-toi pas si t'es francophone.]