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31 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 26
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on masters program
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I really can't see a way of describing myself better than curvy. Honestly I am terrible at these self essays. How do you tell someone who you are in a couple of sentences. To start I was born a poor street urchin in Calcutta who climbed and crawled his way into becoming a middle class white man.

I take some things seriously but they are usually humorous in nature.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My work is very similar to IT crowd only I work on Wall St so there is a lot more babysitting and do comedy - stand up and sketch variety.

I also spend a lot of time coming up with awesome premises for comic books or movies.

I have several failed blogs, all of which I am proud of in their amazing and spectacular failings.

I will probably be hiding behind a desk writing sketches in five years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am awesome at stealing lines from other things and passing them off as my own. I am equally awesome at making up my own quotes and passing them off like they are from someone else. So you will probably send a good portion of time debating whether the absurdly clever or witty thing I said was from my own mind or the mind of someone truly brilliant.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am not very shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music - Coheed and Cambria, Todo, Queen, Pretty much everything from the 80s

Books - God Knows from Joseph Heller, I read all sorts of Manga and Graphic Novels, Confessions of Economic Hitman, A Modest Proposal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Calcium, and Potassium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes and nerdy endeavors. Oh and sports I truly love Boston sports. Beyond that thinking about all sorts of things. I have an active imagination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Causing trouble. Even when I stay in, I am probably engaged in some sort of scandalous behavior to which I am not fully privy of. That or I am watching old movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have watched Gossip Girl and have Mandy Moore on my iPod. I AM MISSING YOU LIKE CANDY!
You should message me if
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If you have a sense of humor and enjoy chilling.

Honestly if you want to chill shoot me a message. I enjoy meeting new people and enjoy good conversation over meals. I am always at free comedy shows and the such.

I have decided to go through a lumberjack phase for winter. I have a beard and I simulate chopping down trees at the gym. I just need to find a log cabin and some flannel.