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30 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:36pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I really can't see a way of describing myself better than curvy. Honestly I am terrible at these self essays. How do you tell someone who you are in a couple of sentences. To start I was born a poor street urchin in Calcutta who climbed and crawled his way into becoming a middle class white man.

I take some things seriously but they are usually humorous in nature.
What I’m doing with my life
My work is very similar to IT crowd only I work on Wall St so there is a lot more babysitting and do comedy - stand up and sketch variety.

I also spend a lot of time coming up with awesome premises for comic books or movies.

I have several failed blogs, all of which I am proud of in their amazing and spectacular failings.

I will probably be hiding behind a desk writing sketches in five years.
I’m really good at
I am awesome at stealing lines from other things and passing them off as my own. I am equally awesome at making up my own quotes and passing them off like they are from someone else. So you will probably send a good portion of time debating whether the absurdly clever or witty thing I said was from my own mind or the mind of someone truly brilliant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - Coheed and Cambria, Todo, Queen, Pretty much everything from the 80s

Books - God Knows from Joseph Heller, I read all sorts of Manga and Graphic Novels, Confessions of Economic Hitman, A Modest Proposal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Jokes and nerdy endeavors. Oh and sports I truly love Boston sports. Beyond that thinking about all sorts of things. I have an active imagination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Causing trouble. Even when I stay in, I am probably engaged in some sort of scandalous behavior to which I am not fully privy of. That or I am watching old movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have watched Gossip Girl and have Mandy Moore on my iPod. I AM MISSING YOU LIKE CANDY!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you have a sense of humor and enjoy chilling.

Honestly if you want to chill shoot me a message. I enjoy meeting new people and enjoy good conversation over meals. I am always at free comedy shows and the such.

I am fairly sure I would enjoy having a girlfriend but I figure they will find me. I tend to miss the obvious at times.