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31 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 10
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Catholicism and it’s important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really can't see a way of describing myself better than curvy. Honestly I am terrible at these self essays. How do you tell someone who you are in a couple of sentences. To start I was born a poor street urchin in Calcutta who climbed and crawled his way into becoming a middle class white man.

I take some things seriously but they are usually humorous in nature.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My work is very similar to IT crowd only I work on Wall St so there is a lot more babysitting and do comedy - stand up and sketch variety.

I also spend a lot of time coming up with awesome premises for comic books or movies.

I have several failed blogs, all of which I am proud of in their amazing and spectacular failings.

I will probably be hiding behind a desk writing sketches in five years.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am awesome at stealing lines from other things and passing them off as my own. I am equally awesome at making up my own quotes and passing them off like they are from someone else. So you will probably send a good portion of time debating whether the absurdly clever or witty thing I said was from my own mind or the mind of someone truly brilliant.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not very shy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music - Coheed and Cambria, Todo, Queen, Pretty much everything from the 80s

Books - God Knows from Joseph Heller, I read all sorts of Manga and Graphic Novels, Confessions of Economic Hitman, A Modest Proposal
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Carbon, Hydrogen, Oxygen, Nitrogen, Calcium, and Potassium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Jokes and nerdy endeavors. Oh and sports I truly love Boston sports. Beyond that thinking about all sorts of things. I have an active imagination.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Causing trouble. Even when I stay in, I am probably engaged in some sort of scandalous behavior to which I am not fully privy of. That or I am watching old movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have watched Gossip Girl and have Mandy Moore on my iPod. I AM MISSING YOU LIKE CANDY!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a sense of humor and enjoy chilling.

I have a podcast called "This is why I am single". I think many of your questions about me can be answered listening to that.

Honestly if you want to chill shoot me a message. I enjoy meeting new people and enjoy good conversation over meals. I am always at free comedy shows and the such.

I have decided to go through a lumberjack phase for winter. I have a beard and I simulate chopping down trees at the gym. I just need to find a log cabin and some flannel.