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30 Palm Harbor, FL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 9:49pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of two-year college
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Well I am back. I left because I met someone but it blew up in my face. Therefore I am here again because I am a glutton for punishment.

I've never been good about writing about myself or talking about myself. I have a huge honest streak in me, which is a blessing and a curse. If you want to know something, ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
For the first time in 2 years, I am only working 1 job. It's still 50-60 hours a week but at least its only 1.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
stupid trivia about movies, tv, music, comic get the hint, I'm a geek. I got nothing after that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Short, glasses, scrawny. Take your pick. If you have something else in mind, let me know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Bone, Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The Yankee Years, Live From New York, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, Sandman, Going Clear, Under the Banner of Heaven, The Dark Tower, Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Tucker Max (don't get me wrong, its disgusting. But pretty damn hilarious), Fables, Walking Dead (I don't watch the show so don't ask me about it), anything X-Men (I'm a geek remember?), Hitchhiker's Guide, The Divine Comedy, Necroscope series, don't like manga but I've been reading the Attack on Titan series and I must admit that I am enjoying it.

Movies: How to Train Your Dragon, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Kung Fu Hustle, Inglourious Basterds, Jaws, MST3K: The Movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera, The Social Network, American History X, Up in the Air, Slumdog Millionaire, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Cloverfield, Orgasmo, Grindhouse, Across the Universe, The Producers, Gran Torino, Frost/Nixon, Bowling for Columbine, Shaun of the Dead, Drag Me to Hell, Army of Darkness, Wag the Dog, I Love You Philip Morris, Black Swan, The King's Speech, True Grit (I'm a huge Coen Brothers mark), Last Picture Show, Fiddler on the Roof, The Muppets, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Fincher is awesome), Prometheus, Argo, Cloud Atlas (although I am still debating with myself whether I liked it or not), Wreck-It Ralph Silver Linings Playbook, Les Miserables, Django Unchained, Star Trek Into Darkness, Pacific Rim, Machete Kills, The Conjuring, The Wolf of Wall Street. Even with my extreme hatred of everything Twilight, I will watch and quote the Rifftrax of it. In fact, I will quote lots of Rifftrax and MST3K.

Music: Converge, Between the Buried and Me, Coheed and Cambria, Horse the Band, Genghis Tron, The Gaslight Anthem, Gin Blossoms, Bad Religion, Darkest Hour, As I Lay Dying, Mastodon, Nine Inch Nails, At the Gates, Amorphis, Samael, Tiamat, In Flames, Dark Tranquillity, Of Monsters and Men, Birthday Massacre, iwrestledabearonce, Dillinger Escape Plan, Dethklok, Opeth, Blut Aus Nord

Video Games (I have no problems creating categories): MegaTen games (Shin Megami Tensei, Persona, Devil Summoner, Devil Survivor etc etc), Bioshock, the Mass Effect series, Borderlands, Final Fantasy X, F.E.A.R., Rise of Nations, Tales From Monkey Island, Kingdom Hearts, Psychonauts, The Longest Journey, The Red Star, Devil May Cry, Xenogears, Phoenix Wright, Walking Dead, Bowser's Inside Story, Bioshock Infinite, DMC: Devil May Cry, Project X Zone, Sony's MLB series

TV: Lost, Frisky Dingo, Archer, The Walking Dead, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, Modern Family, Oz, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Daria, Scrubs, Newsradio, The Whitest Kids You Know, The Kids in the Hall, Top Gear (the british version, not the piece of shit american version that just came out), The Venture Bros., Spaced (greatest british comedy ever), Glee (my guilty pleasure), How I Met Your Mother, Community, Parks and Recreation, The Newroom, The Office, Bleach (the only anime lately that I have not found annoying), Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Arrested Development, Metalocalypse, Attack on Titan (the second anime that I don't find annoying and the only one that I can't watch in English dub)

Food: I'm always a sucker for chinese or japanese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my Ipod
2. Cigarettes
3. my cats
4. air
5. water
6. food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How glad I am that X-Men: Days of Future Past completely negates what happened in The Last Stand. Brett Ratner be damned!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Definitely working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm currently playing through ALL of the Kingdom Hearts games.
You should message me if
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There's nothing I can say here that won't sound stupid, pathetic or cocky. Do whatever you feel like.