Oooh, writing about yourself, that's always good. I like interesting conversation about pretty much anything. Take time travel for example, suppose you could travel as many times as you liked, but only ever in one direction. Which direction would you choose? Forwards or backwards and why would you choose that? Just suppose you could be the opposite sex, for a given period of time, would you want to experience that and do you think it would confuse the hell out of you?

I should really have taken more notice of what other people wrote as I am going off on tangents. Never mind, errr lets see, I like the peace and quiet of the countryside, animals, especially dogs. I don't like, or do well in crowds but I am reasonably outgoing, I just prefer smaller groups. I read a great deal and watch hardly any television, the odd documentary and sport of course! I am interested in people and what they think and why they think it, so just chatting is good. I really do like to laugh and have maybe an odd sense of humour, but laughing is really one of the most worthwhile things in life.

I am talkative, humorous, and adaptable

I am practising with this one and will use it as a springboard for some success in the next one.....possibly. Being an inflatable buttock salesman and living the dream!

Not winning the lottery, I have not won the lottery more times than anyone else I know. Selling inflatable buttocks to the Bolivian army

My uncanny ability to have absolutely no talent for anything. Anyone intimate may notice the wooden legs and real feet thing.

Books....so many books such little time....Leaving Cheyenne maybe? Films....Depends on how I feel really...L.A. Confidential is good. Food...Anything free and not prepared by me.

Water, Madaiii, food, Madaiii. air, Madaiii.

Why when one door closes another one slams shut in your face, I mean, isn't that overkill? Also which corner to crouch in. Why the Bolivian army disaster robbed me of glory in the world of inflatable buttocks. Just started thinking about kapok...Mmmm kapok.

Crouching in a corner avoiding the bailiffs.

I have wooden legs and real feet.

You are very very old and rich. I'm available for adoption. Ummm....or if you like to talk about pretty much anything and hopefully laugh while doing so.....or you are in the market for some inflatable buttocks.