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26 Worcester, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any

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My self-summary
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Latest update: January 2015. I hardly use this site anymore and mostly just browse when bored and very rarely send messages. If I send you a message, it means that you interest me quite a bit so it's something of a big deal. It's also what would potentially bring me back here and take the site a bit more seriously.
September 2014 update: I just took a break from the site for roughly three months to chill out. As such this profile needs updating, which I'll get to eventually.
My name is Tom and I'm from Worcester. That seems obvious but I did chat with a girl once who thought it was my name and not my hometown. This profile is a mess and needs an update. I need to add new photos. I have a digital camera and could take self-photos but the angle tends to make me look a bit distorted. I look basically the same but my beard is longer and I got rid of the part under my lower lip as I didn't like the way it stuck out. I'm also running experiments on it. I shaved the middle parts between my upper lip and chin so now I have a sort of two part beard. I might let those parts grow back.
My personality is a bit restrained and underplayed at the moment. I'm shy and I like to be a bit mysterious. I'm a lot more confident than I used to be though. I've answered a lot of site's questions so you should be able to get an idea of my personality from that. If you want to know anything, just ask.
Addition on the subject of Quickmatch: I've had some notifications of being liked on Quickmatch, however as I don't pay for A-list so I don't know who it is. If you like me on Quickmatch please message me. If I've been voted positive that's very flattering but useless without the knowledge of who voted for me. Thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently out of work, looking for a job in administration. Also trying to avoid insanity and paranoia. I spend a lot of time reading.
I’m really good at
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Video games, knowledge of comics and sci fi and such, remembering obscure trivia that won't ever be actually useful and occasionally boring people. I can actually deliver verbal essays on these pointless topics quite well. History of superhero fashions, for example. There's also a DC Comic called Identity Crisis that I find obscene and can spend an hour ranting about how much I hate yet make my points clearly and rationally about why it is so offensive to me. I'd probably be a good Internet reviewer. I should look into that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. I never ask. Politeness? My eccentric hand movements? Slightly quickened speech? My strange accent that doesn't come from anywhere? I should ask but that might seem strange.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh ye Gods...
Books: A Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Lots of others. I'll get back to you in that.
Comics: I'm a big comics fan, mostly of lesser known characters. 100 Bullets. Preacher. Y The Last Man. The Invisibles. Hellboy. Daredevil. The Dark Knight Returns. Classic X-Men. Older superhero stuff before it got too commercial based. Suicide Squad. Nikolai Dante. Strontium Dog. Rogue Trooper. Criminal. Hack/Slash. Grendel. The works of Alan Moore, Warren Ellis and Grant Morrison. Frank Miller as well, despite the low quality of his recent work and his dreadful madonna/whore complex. Berserk. Trigun. Gantz. Path of the Assassin. Hellsing. Largo Winch. Iznogoud. XIII. Starman. Hitman. Suicide Squad. Green Arrow. And many more. I am a comics fiend.
Movies: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly is my favourite movie of all time. It is cinematic perfection. I've watched every movie directed by The Coen Brothers, The Big Lebowski and Barton Fink being favourites. I love the films of Quentin Tarantino, all hail. Dirty Harry. Clerks. Clerks II. In Bruges. The Godfather. Thank You For Smoking. The Warriors. Re-Animator. The Invisible Man. Zatoichi. Grosse Pointe Blank. Dracula 1931. Frankenstein. Bride of Frankenstein. The Invisible Man. The Day The Earth Stood Still. House of Wax 1953. The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I like most Tim Burton movies. Sweeney Todd. I still sing the songs randomly. Fight Club. State of Grace. Blade Runner. The Truman Show. Rocky. The Lord of the Rings Extended. We may need a bigger boat for all of this. My favourite actor would probably be Johnny Depp. Quirky but grounded occasionally. He needs to do more conventional roles though. Donnie Brasco for example. I love old movies. Classic horror with Vincent Price is always fun. House on Haunted Hill is ridiculously fun. Christopher Nolan's Batman movies. I have a complicated relationship with the earlier ones. Run Lola Run.
Television: This is even worse... The X-Files. The Wire. The Sopranos. Oz. Deadwood. The Shield. Seinfeld. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Entourage. Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Angel. Firefly. Dollhouse. 30 Rock. Blackadder. The Office, in both it's forms. Community. Sledge Hammer. Black Books. The Simpsons. Daria. Family Guy. American Dad. The Cleveland Show. The Big Bang Theory. How I Met Your Mother. Dexter. Being Human. Lost. Fawlty Towers. Spaced. The West Wing. Chuck. Doctor Who. Arrested Development. Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. The Venture Brothers. Archer. We Can Be Heroes: Finding the Australian of the Year. Summer Heights High. Modern Family. The Thick of It. True Blood. Misfits. Skins. Revenge. Breaking Bad. Justified. Game of Thrones. Boardwalk Empire. Ray Donovan. Banshee. Scandal.
Music: Muse. Pulp. Eels. The Cribs. Joy Division. The Smiths. Morrissey. The Killers. Ladyhawke. The Cure. Tori Amos. Green Day (American Idiot and International Superhits. I know nothing of what came later). Eurythmics.
Video games: RED DEAD REDEMPTION. It as close to perfection as a video game can get. I also love the Assassin's Creed series. I play most Lego games as well, they're just pure fun. The first Lego Batman is the best, but Lego The Lord of the Rings and Lego Marvel Superheroes are very close. Grand Theft Auto, particularly IV. L.A. Noire. Deus Ex. inFamous 1 and 2. Old school Doom and Wolfenstein. The original Pokémon games. Harvest Moon. The Legend of Zelda. The Walking Dead. Sleeping Dogs. Alice: Madness Returns.
Food: Sushi. Pizza. Miscellaneous consumables...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have no idea. I'm very chaotic. I may not be able to think of just six...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Space. Death. Films that annoy me. Comedy. Ways to improve myself. I'm actually a lot more upbeat than I seem.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually staying in. Sometimes out with friends. Perhaps watching a film.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is private. I can't think of anything embarassing that I actually want to share. I know it's meant to disarm me and make me approachable but I like my privacy.
You should message me if
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I have no idea how to answer this. I want to appear approachable but I don't want to appear boastful or arrogant or what have you. If you want to meet someone with a strange set of rules for life and a complex, muddled code of honour that doesn't entirely make sense but usually sends me in the right direction, then I am ideal. I think if you consider yourself a geek or nerd or whatnot, you could contact me. I really need to find a way to make this sound like fun...
I've seen a lot of people say that they're nervous about contacting people after they visit their profiles. Don't worry about it. I don't need a complex formal message. I will respond to anything I receive. Despite a lot of my profile making me sound like a terminal psychotic, I'm very approachable. Mostly.