This is where I impress you all with my witty, intelligent profile and tales of heroism and daring. Unfortunately I'm just another survivor from the countryside trying to make it in the big city.

Working for a marketing agency in East London, living in Bethnal Green (update, just bought somewhere in mile end, whoop) and getting drunk in Shoreditch. I feel like I've fallen into a hipsters paradise but I'm not that person, honestly (though I do seem to have picked up a recent obsession for woolly jumpers and chino's, should probably have some serious words with myself).

Procrastination and dreaming, I really do have very exciting dreams...I'm not sure it's a good thing waking up feeling more tired then when I went to bed.

For someone who is in possession of a surprisingly small hat collection I also have the uncanny ability of acquiring some item of head gear on almost every night I go out...

My height, and whatever I'm wearing on my head if it's gone midnight.

Random strangers accuse me of being Justin Beiber at least once a week...I think that should probably go into 'most private thing I'm willing to admit', hmmmm.

I drift through music. I've always felt a bit of a failure when people ask me about my favourite bands and music. Don't get me wrong, I love music but I just don't follow it obsessively like so many people seem to.

I make up for my inability to hold a conversation on music with films though. I've got a fascination with the surreal, both in art and movies. I'm a huge fan of Lynch and Gilliam. Working through the Twin Peaks and X Files boxed sets at the moment. I'm also methodically making my way through as many post apocalyptic, dystopian oppressive films as I can. A Boy and His Dog and Stalker can now be crossed off that rather depressing list.

Unless you hadn't noticed, I also laugh at old, played out internet memes. Unfortunately browsing the web has replaced my last go to activity of reading. It's very hard to ignore a portal to everything in the world ever. I'm as consistent in my approach to reading as I am to internet memes, fashion and TV however so have only just finished reading 'We need to talk about Kevin.'

How it got this late.

Either travelling to some corner of the country to meet up with friends outside of London or at the pub...or being lazy at home.

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Also, I'm colour blind so 'replies often' and 'replies very selectively' look exactly the same. Why always red and green?

You want to.