Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like hiking in the nude, uphill skiing, I also like puppies, but
only if they're rabid.
I drive by the gym at least once a day, and take my cats out for a
drag every night. Sometimes, I go strolling alone along the beach
and feed the birds....to the sharks. Occasionally, I'll even kick
sand on couples having an afternoon picnic. It's a hoot. Makes me
smile. But it would be nice to share those walks with someone
A lot of women have told me I look like Tom Cruise.... in the dark.
Others have said I'm a hunk, but a hunk of what?
I'm looking for a woman who appreciates the finer things in life,
like sauerkraut, amish quilts, and Aboriginal didgeridoos. A woman
that's not afraid to let her hair down.....unless she's wearing a
Someone who like's me for who I am, and not for what I turn into
during a full moon. Someone that appreciates my large hands, lazy
eye, and big but....I digress....
I like to take pictures of people taking pictures of things. It
really annoys them, especially when I use the strobe lights.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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Fitting large things into small spaces
The first things people usually notice about me
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Broken zipper on my jeans
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite movie: Transformers
Favorite music genre: Heavy Metal
Favorite foods: Italian & Chinese
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Each muscle in my six-pack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for somebody that is breathing, and preferably not in
any type of relationship, such as marriage, a cult, or prison. A
woman that has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady
shot when she's mad. As beautiful on the inside, as she is in the
dark. She has to have a sense of humor, especially if catching me
in a lie, drunk, or out with the guys (or all the above). She MUST
know how to bathe, and does it regularly....with or without my
assistance. She cannot be a blood relative (note to self: always
check this first, not last). And must be of legal age...in
Michigan, NOT Missouri.
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