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Tom_from_Boston

35 M Chelsea, MA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just moved back to Boston from the western part of the state. Hallelfuckingujah. I'll write more later. Right now the important part is that I'm back.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well I just quit my job, ending a six-and-a-half year career. So I guess what I'm doing with my life is trying to land another one. But I reiterate, I am back in Boston now. So I still win.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Macho Man Randy Savage impressions, Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs impressions, Patriots owner Robert Kraft impressions, Nascar driver Marcos Ambrose impressions, impressions of increasingly obscure people, and tying my shoes really fast. And kissing. That's important, right?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The gap between my front teeth, most likely. I'm kinda self-conscious about it but David Letterman and Michael Strahan give me hope.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I plead the 5th.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends that really get me
Plenty of time to myself
My shrink
The National Football League

Really, I think those four would do it. I'm copping out.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
all the shit I'm going to do now that I'm back to Boston.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
waiting patiently.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a Dolph Ziggler shirt.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you want to, you can form complete sentences and you're in some sort of shape.

DON'T message me if you talk incessantly over movies. I won't be able to tolerate that.