28 New Brunswick, NJ
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My self-summary
I love a good beer, and a better conversation. I'm really bad at the internets and would much rather just meet up and grab a cup o joe or a pint. I have a story for every situation and a comment on every person. I drink, I smoke, and I swear. I'm uncouth and unkempt, but I clean up well. I have a disdain for frozen pizza. I own 9 black t-shirts, one for everyday of the week and two with v necks just in case my chest hair gets claustrophobia...
What I’m doing with my life
Working for the Man, Monday-Friday, 40+ hours a week.
I built a time machine when I was 7, it got stuck on 'foward' and 'slow'.
I’m really good at
Making friends, people like me for some odd reason. I can fix things... usually because I broke it in the first place... putting ellipsis on the end of everything...
The first things people usually notice about me
Questions that have been posed to me:
"Awesome beard dude, how do I grow something like that?"
Don't shave for a while...
"I wanna get big like you. Where do you workout?"
Don't shave for a while... white castle n' PBR?

I'm a big beardy mafucker that isn't the bouncer.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I try not to have a favorite, I keep my options open.

Books: I read them. Catch 22 is my favorite.

TV: I absolutely don't watch TV. Aresstted Development is subtle so I like it.

Movies: Dr. Strangelove, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jaws, Clerks, SLC Punk, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars: Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back, Blues Brothers, The Big Lebowski, Toho Godzilla, The Warriors, Terminator 2.

Against Me!/ At The Drive In
Barry White/ Beck
Cake/ Coheed and Cambria
Doctor Dre/ DropKick Murphy s
Everytime I Die/ Eric Clapton
Flogging Molly/ Fear Before The March of Flames
Grateful Dead/ Green Day
Have Heart/ Herbie Hancock
Iron Maiden/ Iggy and The Stooges
Johnny Cash/ James Brown
Kinks , The/ Killers, The
Led Zeppelin/Ludacris
Muse/Murder By Death BONUS: Mars Volta,The
Nirvana/Notorious B.I.G.
Otis Redding/Offspring, The
Pixies, The/ Pink Floyd
Queens of the Stone Age/ Queen
Rage Against the Machine/Radiohead
Strokes, The/Sublime
Thursday/Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers
Uncle Tupelo/ U2(No I'm Kidding they're pretty terrible)
Violent Femmes/Van Halen (I'm half kidding about this)
White Stripes, The / Weezer
Xzibit (yea i went there, deal with it)
Yardbirds, The/ Young Jeezy
ZZ-Top/Zolof The Rock and Roll Destroyer (Bottom of the Barrel Eh?)

Food wise I will eat anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Internal Combustion Engines
Personal Digital Music Players
Queen Size Beds
Comrades, Cohorts and Compatriots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there are so many damned pictures of cats on the internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out wit mah boys gettin cray.
Or being lonely, depends on who picks up first.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pretend to like Bruce Springsteen so that I don't have to get into arguments about how mediocre he is.
You should message me if
If you don't think you'll piss me off, or you'd like to have an outlandish email conversation.