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  • Ages 24–49
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Last online
Today – 6:20am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Likes dogs and has cats
English, German (Okay)
My self-summary
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I'm a good ol' fashioned country lawyer for a local nonprofit, and I'm pretty sure I run solely on coffee at this point.

I grew up all over the place. Born in Scotland, moved to London, two places in Australia (Brisbane and Perth)... and then State College. I miss living 15 minutes away from awesome beaches, even though I was a terrible surfer and am still deathly terrified of sharks. One day I want to go back, preferably when it won't cost me about a gazillion dollars for airfare.

I went to PSU for undergrad and got a degree in Media Studies. During my senior year I had one of those "Oh god what the hell am I going to do when I graduate" sort of moments, so I went to law school, and that's how I ended up in this fantastic city!

I fell in love with Pittsburgh and its wonderful coffeeshops and microbrews the moment I set foot here. Yeah, the weather might not always be ideal, but there's so much fun stuff to do here! I could spend hours just driving around the east end and finding something interesting to check out.
What I’m doing with my life
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I passed the bar exam last year, so now I'm an actual lawyer. It still feels weird, and I may be the only lawyer alive who hates using "Esquire" after their name.

I've got an awesome job at an even more awesome non-profit in the arts field. I've always been interested in entertainment law, so boy did I get lucky! I mean, my legal library in the office includes a making of the Batman trilogy, which is one of the many reasons I love my job.

I've been getting into running over the past few months, and I couldn't be enjoying it more. Boy, those hills in Schenley Park are killer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking - Love it. Started doing it a few years ago and never looked back. I want to be one of those snooty judges on Chopped so badly. I also created the worst food blog known to the internet.

Movies/TV - I got my wisdom teeth out when I was a freshman in HS, and my dad rented Pulp Fiction, Terminator 2, and Aliens for me when I was conked out on painkillers. I watched those and was just kind of in awe, so I sought out other stuff that the folks involved in those movies had done, and then kept branching out. I probably own way too many DVDs (I definitely do).

Falling up the stairs - I'm a clumsy idiot sometimes. Ok, fine, a lot of the time.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The blue eyes, and if I've had a few adult beverages, my Aussie accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Kitchen Confidential, Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, any slow-cooker cookbook known to mankind

TV Shows - Breaking Bad, Deadwood, Lost, Mad Men, Spaced, 30 Rock, Doctor Who, Justified, Louie, Parks and Recreation, Community, The Wire, and I just binged on Downton Abbey, which was surprisingly good.

Movies - Aliens, Attack the Block, Back to the Future, Children of Men, Die Hard, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, A Fish Called Wanda, The Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings, Shaun of the Dead, any Pixar but the Cars movies, Heat, Hot Fuzz, The Iron Giant, Once, Pan's Labyrinth, The Royal Tenenbaums, and a ton more that I can't name off the top of my head.

Music - The Decemberists, The Weakerthans, The Roots, Kanye, Kid Cudi, The Black Keys, The Pixies, The Fratellis... Really everything but screamo metal and the vast majority of country.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My family
3. Coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.
3. My cat, Max. He was a stray when we found him almost a decade ago, but he's been a part of our family ever since!
4. My kitchen
5. College football. Well, any football, but mostly college. Oh, and I'm a Raiders fan living in Pittsburgh. Please don't hold it against me.
6. Did I mention coffee?

1. Sriracha Sauce
2. Sriracha Sauce
3. Sriracha Sauce
4. Sriracha Sauce
5. Sriracha Sauce
6. More Sriracha Sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if dogs could talk? They'd probably be yelling for snacks the whole time, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling with my cat, fixing up some chicken cacciatore, and catching up on Man Men. Why yes, I am that cool!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm spectacularly terrible at regulating the volume of my voice.
You should message me if
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You want to grab some coffee or a drink sometime and chat about how it's always too hot or too cold in the Burgh.

Or you liked the end of Lost too. I can't be the only one!