Was born in Poland, don't worry, I got dual citizenship set up so no need for offers to keep me in country. Since I was a little boy I have changed the world for the better. My birth brought about the end of the Communism in Eastern Europe, you're welcome. At the tender age of 1, I swam across the Atlantic to Chicago with my family on my back fighting past the giant squids. Urbandictionary.com gave me great reviews, just search for 'Tomek'. As far as autographs go, I will gladly sign them, guaranteed it will be one of your best investments.

Leaving my mark across Chicago by designing and constructing buildings.

Working with my hands, taming electricity, and telling water where to go. I can also kick a ball around for some odd reason.

I've heard accent while I was younger. More recently it has been attitude, more laid back and always up for messing around or having some fun.

Nothing beats hearing 'Chelsea Dagger' during a Blackhawks game while eating blueberry pierogi. Kotlet also works if no pierogi can be found.

I'll give you a cookie if you know the connection between 'Chelsea Dagger' and the Blackhawks without looking it up.

- Got to add family in here.
- Second has to be all the horrible pick-up lines around.
- There is almost always a soccer ball nearby me somewhere.
- I don't know what I would do all day if I could not work at all on anything.
- Some time to improve myself by working out, learning something new, or whatever.
- KCCO

I bought an ant farm a few months ago, I still can not find tractors small enough for it.

Trying hard to avoid the paparazzi. So far I have succeeded, but they are getting smarter.

I am Superman's secret identity, just don't let the bad guys know.

You do not read the next sentence.

You little rebel. I like that.

Just give me a few days to get back before spamming messages, I am currently busier than a bee on the first day of spring.