Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
FYI: The user name is not intended to be sex thing (unless you're
into that-rawr! J/k) It's a name I use for video gaming. Actually I
like TheTominator better, as in the movies but it was taken. :We
now return you to your regularly scheduled dating profile.
Also, I'm secretly a supervillan, err hero I mean hero. Phew, glad
this isn't posted in public anywhere or anything
I like bacon
I'm not entirely convinced people actually read these so I'm just
gonna say random three times. RandomRandomRandom Just kidding, I
think most of you read it. :)
Take THAT OKC I feel like such a rebel now. I think I'm gonna go
gab a pair of scissors and run! Oh yeah gonna get CRAZY up in
Ok that's what happens when I try to edit my profile when I'm sleep
deprived. Yeah sleep deprived, I'm gonna go with that. ;)
I'm not sure I like the whole enemies percentage thing. Even if you
don't want to date me I like to think we aren't enemies. If we are
though. I WILL DESTROY YOU. OK just kidding
I've recently started taking violin lessons. I like it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Really OKC kinda of a pretentious thing to ask isn't it? WTF are
you doing with YOUR life? Huh? DON'T JUDGE ME!
Anyway I am now playing in a community orchestra.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ok people this needs to be said. It's BEAR with me. Not BARE with
me!! Bear means to be patient, bare means to reveal.
Ok sorry. Had to get that off my chest.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure people notice me.
That sounded sad, but I didn't mean it that way.
I do get smiled at, but maybe because I usually smile first. So I'm
going with smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Mostly sci fi and fantasy. Favorite authors include but are
not limited to:
The classics - Asimov, Clarke
Jim Butcher - Dresden Files FTW
Recently started reading The Hunger Games
Too many to list. I like a lot of stuff.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Zombie apocalypse survival kit
Zelda, my violin, we have a very close relationship.
My sense of humor
My glasses - hey I couldn't see
Books, books, books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Long bushy beards are the mullet of the 2010s
I sometimes go through people's profile pictures and make up a
single story to link all their profile pictures. It amuses me. :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wait! Is it weird I wrote this whole thing without any pants on?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I named my printer Bob Marley, cause it always be jammin
Sometimes when I see a picture I like in the matches, I swipe it to
the left anyway. 'Cause like whatever, man. I can't be tied down by
You should message me if
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You are breathing. Though if you're not breathing, but still able
to type out a message, then I definitely want to chat.
If you want to be friends or beat me at a game or something.
Who are you looking for?
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