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Tomkosmeef

28 M Baltimore, MD

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 5
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Slovak (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I grew up in Indiana, a place of nightmarish flat lands, country
music, and corn. I was trained in the arts of pun-smithing and
culinary ninjitsu. I am divorced, polyamorous, bisexual, and rather nice. Even if you don't find me sexually appealing, we'd probably get along fabulously.

I've lived in many, many other places and I would be happy to regale you. Why spoil everything?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Winning it
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
understanding cat psychology, having a hot dinner on the stove when you get home, unscrewing jar lids (and screwing them back on so tight that you need me to fix it), making delicious soup out of an empty kitchen, not offending people when reasonably requested, and keeping secrets
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm quiet, except for when I have a bad joke or pun to say.
It's like tourette's; I can't help myself.
Other than that, I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This space intentionally left blank. Media is media. Some is more fun to experience than others. None should be rejected wholesale.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humor, a deliciously sharp knife, nicotine, adventures, science, blankets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Philisophical questions, paradoxes, overrated literary authors, formulaic plans to obliterate monotony, intelligent thoughts on how to improve the world and then realizing the planet and our species aren't worth improving, or even saving, anyway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
covered in bees.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes suck my thumb mid-sleep.
You should message me if
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you have an inclination to do so. I'm open to conversations about anything with anyone. I want to know how your eyes see the world, and what makes your thoughtwaffle crispy.