I am Lubricious, Sarcastic, and Silly.
My Self-Summary
I've had bad luck choosing ladies, so I'm looking for a blind match
here on OK Cupid... It's really easy to get along with me, and
you'll find out early with me that I can ruffle a few feathers as
well. I love to argue about anything from politics to pop culture.
I'm not overly into
sports, but I do enjoy watching games
with my buds. I can't stand a lady that refuses to watch scary
movie with their man or doesn't like to
snuggle.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I'm working my way back into EMS... Hopefully I'll be on
an ambulance soon, doing what I love... I'm trying to get back into
sports... I just got into
Rugby! Go
Lansdowne!! I just moved back from
Waaaay upstate NY and started reconnecting with old friends. I'm
also looking to make some new ones, as well ;^)
I’m really good at
The size of these boxes are really intimidating...lol I'm really
good at lots of stuff... idk... lol
Making Cartoon voices?
Making people laugh?
Great with kids...
TV/Movie trivia...
Cooking (sorta)
Connecting Audio/ Visual equipment
Magic:
the Gathering although I don't play that much anymore
Origami (if I have
a book in front of me, but I do know the Samurai hat pretty by
heart)
Video games
(but I don't like sports games much)
Reading out loud
Acting ( like a
part or role playing ;^D)
Board
games
[Rugby (Nah...
But getting better)
Clue
Poker
Lifting heavy things
Discus
The first things people usually notice about me
How "big" I am... I'm Tall and broad shouldered... One of my
favorite things in life is seeing a small child cower at me until I
get down on my knees and talk to them in
Elmo voice or
Donald Duck... Then they think I'm
their new best friend!! I often experiment with my
Goatee... Should it stay or go?
People also say I look REALLY intimidating when I wear my
Oakley
sunglasses, but look like a raccoon because of the tan line
when I take them off!!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Jim Butcher's The
Dresden files are my favorite
books right now... I did read a little
series called
Percy Jackson and
the Olympians It's like an American version of
Harry Potter, but with Greek
gods instead of magic. Look into those!! It's getting it's own
movie, too!!
Movies
are odd... I'll watch anything as long as there's no moral that the
directer wants to beat me over the head with... I do love a good
Horror, though...
Music Whatever...
mood driven, usually loud regardless...
The six things I could never do without
excluding friends and family?
the
Beach
My
Gerber
Multi-tool
Goldfish multi-
grain crackers (yummy)
I love
Slimfast
and drink it even when I'm not dieting...
A comfy
Tee-shirt
Long... Hot... showers!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What's a lot of time? I think about lots of stuff... Friends?
Family? Money? Religion? That silly pic I saw on the web that makes
my smile and giggle on the inside? Where the hell did THAT bruise
come from?! What tee will it be today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing second banana to my friends or family couples playing with
thier kids... I don't have many single friends... I've changed more
diapers on more kids then I'd like to count! Ummm... Wanna to help
me out a little? ;^) I also have to get up early for Rugby, so not
a whole lot... Saturday is big. Usually a session at the Heritage
after the games. Food and band in a full house makes me happy I
joined up, even though I ache all over... Is there a
game/fight/event on? If there is, I'll be looking for people to
watch it with.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm a Jedi! Laugh all you want, But I can day dream!
You should message me if
you have an itch you can't reach!
Seriously? If you don't carry a big ol' bag of drama with
you.
you look forward to good times.
you need a body disposed of.
you are not superficial.
you like a warm heart and body to cuddle with.
your umbilical cord is cut (meaning your parents don't run your
life. I talk to my mom all the time, but she's not doing my laundry
anymore and wiping my mouth after I eat... You know the people I'm
talking about!)