The most private thing I'm willing to admit...  FAIL!!  Almost every profile I read...  Ask me, just ask, I'll never tell, wouldn't you like to know hehe...  Maybe people need to lighten up?  Maybe the staff robot should rename it to "The least public thing I'm willing to admit".  Oh, my God it annoys me.  Would "I'm not a natural blonde" hurt you so much?  Would "I'm a Steelers' fan" get you chased with torches and pitchforks?  Alright, maybe that one would, but There's got to be something you can think of to admit to.  "I eat with my fork in my left hand."  "I secretly wanted to be Goth in HS, but had no poetic talent."  My arthroscopic knee surgery scar looks like a smiley face."  Think of something!  I doesn't have to be a huge skeleton in the closet or a tear jerking confession.  Make it funny or silly/stupid.  Make us laugh or think a little.  Come on, people!!  ARGG!!!  CAPSLOCK!!

5 911 shifts since Friday morning!  Over 24 hours worked in a row!  Sunday 0700- Monday 0800!!  I'm beat, but I couldn't ask for anything more!  I love my new job!!

Why is it that every time I mention that I like a certain thing that comes up in a conversation, I get labeled with a frikkin' Fetish?!  I'm not running around staring at ladies shoes or breaking into girls houses to pop all over their drawer full of dainties...  "Oh, you like feet! You got a fetish!!"  Umm...  no...  I don't.  "Oh, you like Red haired girls!  You got a Ginger fetish!!"  Not really...  "Oh, you blahblahblahblah Fetish!"  Shut up!  I have a fetish for gagging people like you.  That's what's getting me off right now!!  JEZZ!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScJr65nhshY

So...  I was really looking forward to a taste from the new keg today.  I walked around back so see a very disappointed face on my fellow brew master.  "Don't go back there...  It's too sad...  You don't wanna see that..."  My first thought was "Oh... The Cigar shop came to pick up the keg?".  But the look on his face told a different story.  Force carbonation in refurbished  kegs is slightly harder than we thought.  The garage smells tasty, though...

I've noticed a pattern...  Ladies tend to not put body type in their profile...  hmmm...  Discuss...

Two messages today...  WOOOO!!!   lol

I want to tear a big hole in what is to be,
To end all this infatuation with unity,
I'm seeking my salvation alone again,
I never needed to be one of you anyway
Don't wanna be another player losing in this game
I'm trying to impress upon you
We're not the same
My own individuality is so unique,
I'm one impressive motherf**ker
Now, wouldn't you say

(Break apart and)

Divide Divide Divide Divide
You might say that I'm the last man standing now,
Though you'll try, you'll never find a way to break me
You might say that I'm sick of being lost in the crowd,
I hear the sirens but they're never gonna take me

I am a little more provocative then you might be,
It's your shock and then your horror on which I feed
So can you tell me what exactly does freedom mean,
If I'm not free to be as twisted as I wanna be
Don't wanna be another player losing in this game
I'm trying to impress upon you
We're not the same
My psychotic mentality is so unique
I'm one aggressive motherf**ker
Now, wouldn't you say

(Break apart and)

Divide Divide Divide Divide
You might say that I'm the last man standing now,
Though you'll try, you'll never find a way to break me
You might say that I'm sick of being lost in the crowd,
I hear the sirens but they're never gonna take me

(They won't take me)

Well f**k it all!

Break Break Break Break
(Break apart and divide)
Break Break Break Break
(Break apart and divide)
Break Break Break Break
(Break apart and divide)
Break Break Break Break
(Break apart and...)

Divide Divide Divide Divide
Divide Divide, break apart and divide

Divide Divide Divide Divide
Divide Divide, break apart and

Divide Divide Divide Divide
Divide Divide, break apart and divide

Divide Divide Divide Divide
Divide Divide Divide Divide