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TommyPastiche

28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a sarcastic, human cartoon with multiple personalities that are hard to keep up with.

It's hard to date me but easy to be my friend, so thats why I'm on OKcupid, to make friends who will maybe want to make out with me at a crowded house party or something.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to time travel and turning down dates on OKCupid. I'm successful at one of these things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Hitting "high notes" at random
*Swearing like sailor after a few too many whiskeys
*Making spontaneous decisions on where to eat
*Lifting hugs
*Powerboat Racing
*Rigorous masterbation
*The High Jump event im track and field
*Finding missing hikers and telling noone
*wasting time
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like these things
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A healthy dose of racquetball
Eating my greens
Drinking milk and taking vitamins
Taking selfies with my shirt off and showing them to your cat
Sweet love by the oil drum fire
Blowing in strangers ears on the bus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why us men have nipples?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Street fighting down by the docks, maybe taking in the moonbeams topless at a Wendy's parking lot, tearing Steven King novels into thin paper shreds and pasting to my ceiling to find the connection between space and time...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sometimes have hard poops
You should message me if
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