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29 Toronto, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Feb 26
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I found myself
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to time travel and turning down dates on OKCupid. I'm successful at one of these things.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Hitting "high notes" at random
*Swearing like sailor after a few too many whiskeys
*Making spontaneous decisions on where to eat
*Lifting hugs
*Powerboat Racing
*Rigorous masterbation
*The High Jump event in track and field
*Finding missing hikers and telling noone
*wasting time
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like these things
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A healthy dose of racquetball
Eating my greens
Drinking milk and taking vitamins
Taking selfies with my shirt off and showing them to your cat
Sweet love by the oil drum fire
Blowing in strangers ears on the bus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pirate ship blueprints, the death of Superman and making love to the arches of Betty White's feet
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Street fighting down by the docks, maybe taking in the moonbeams topless at a Wendy's parking lot, tearing Steven King novels into thin paper shreds and pasting to my ceiling to find the connection between space and time...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a lot of personalities
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you're into long walks alone in alleyways behind busy Chinese restaurants wearing your birthday suit!
If you like the way cabbage rolls smell!
If you craze real human interaction with a sub-human android who is attracted to traffic jams!