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28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm sort of a human cartoon who loves city dwelling, eating at new restaurants and relaxing in the sun or shade, depending on weather. I love patios, people watching, movies and friendly/crazy people.

Just a guy seeking some attention from a girl with similarities like:
The ability to speak in the voices of several muppet characters, a "nerdgasmic" feeling toward aweful looking Hollywood remakes and high energy that can easily be mistaken for ADHD. Wouldn't hurt if you loved trying new restaurants around the city, checking out outdoor events all summer and a hint of bondage adventure. To soon?

But seriously, I'm a very open minded individual looking to meet like minded people who I can learn from, make friends with, maybe play.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
9 to 5 bartending, I make Mimosas and Caesars to pay the rent, but recently directed my first music video.
Currently pursuing these things:
Travelling (distant lands this winter I hope)
Voice talent
Stand up comedy
Closeted poet philosopher
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
*Keeping life simple and focused.
*Making people laugh (or recoil in horror, depending on how the mood strikes)
*Hitting "high notes" at random
*Swearing like sailor after a few too many whiskeys
*Making spontaneous decisions on where to eat
*Lifting hugs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The lists csn go on forever, but music/movies/books I can revist are:

Movies: Evil Dead 2, The Crow, Lebowski, Ghostbusters 1&2, Waynes World, Big Fish, High Fidelity. There are so many more. I love all film, art, avant garde, exhibitionist cinema. So hard to choose.

Music: The Bronx, Bad Religion, Mastodon, Motorhead, Otis Redding, Bowie, Iggy, Ramones, Anything Jack White, NWA, Ice Cube, Run the Jewels, Pantera, Tom Waits, Aloe Black, Champion Lover, The 92 Blue Jays, Rulers of the Moon. Alot of Toronto bands.

Books: Into the Wild, Brain Candy, Portable Film School, Screenplay: Sid Fields, Girlfriend in a Coma, 100 Bullets, The Goon, MAX: The Punisher and this Tom Waits: Lyrics book I picked up, brilliance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Great Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, Human nature (people fascinate me)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe a concert...hitting the patios...some nights I sit in, drink whiskey and read because the outside life can get recycled.
Never bored on a Friday!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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If you're not trying to be everyone else and happy with being you