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26 M New York, NY

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:04pm
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs

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My self-summary
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I'm 26 years old, originally from Long Island. Went to a small liberal arts college upstate and now in the city. People tend to say that I'm funny bordering on goofy and I like listening to music, playing and watching sports, and hanging out with friends. I like to stay active by going to the gym and playing in a company softball and basketball league.

My friends and family come first and I try to spend every possible day making them laugh.

Think Chris Farley, meets Matt Damon, meets The Most Interesting Man In The World
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently working in sales for a tech start-up, while thinking about grad school. Really enjoy where I am working right now, especially in NYC, but eventually would be ready for a change of pace and scenery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people laugh, Jim Carrey/Will Ferrell/ Chris Farley impressions, getting brain freezes, stubbing my toe and other household accidents
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I'm tall, or really like quoting movies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Game of Thrones, The Great Gatsby, The Tourist, Lone Survivor, Playing for Pizza, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Giver, Gone Girl, Winter's Tale....yeah I like to read.

Movies: Forrest Gump, Cocktail, The Grey, Taken, Last of the Mohicans, Remember the Titans, Silver Linings Playbook, Tommy Boy, Wedding Crashers, I Love You Man, Wimbledon (anyone who says they didn't like it is a liar).

Shows: Breaking Bad, Homeland, Game of Thrones, Boardwalk Empire, Suits, Castle, The Following, Finding BigFoot (best reality(?) show on TV)

Music: Billy Joel, Bruce Springsteen, Doobie Brothers, OAR, Mumford and Sons, Zac Brown Band, Dave Matthews, Darius Rucker, Sinatra,

all things breakfast and seafood, and cheese of any kind (comes with the family business).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Peanut Butter
A good craft beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does Geico really save me 15% or more on car insurance?
The lyrics to every song I can't remember
Where the hell is the best burger in New York City?
How can I dupe the system and win Mega Millions?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Everyone says that their Friday night isn't typical. I tend to lay low on Fridays but make the most of the rest of the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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We'll get there.
You should message me if
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You have a great sense of humor, are active, enjoy watching sports, or are just looking for a guy to have a laugh with...