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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 21, 2013
Seeing Someone
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Not at all
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Working on Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Okay I am absolutely horrible at describing myself, but here goes nothing. I am a laid back person. I have goals. And I have a ridiculous and over the top sense of humor! I do know how to be serious though.. But why would you be serious when you can be fun?? Let's laugh! Oh, just thought I would let you know that I'm not a total loser. I have a job and a car. I work at UPS, which fills my life with way too many package jokes than I care to count. If you want to know more about my exciting life, message me :D I don't bite! Okay maybe just a nibble...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I love music. I play lead guitar for a local metalcore band. People
say that we are really good and have potential to get big, so I'm
gonna keep doing what I'm doing! I've even played with a few bigger
bands, such as Lions Lions, Transit, and Hawthorne Heights! I
listen to a lot of different kinds of music. Mostly I'm into metal,
but I also love softer rock and a lot of other types of strange
(but good) music. I don't have any tattoos yet, but I am getting
one soon!

I am in college. I just finished a Computer Aided Design course and
I will graduate with my associates degree after I finish my
academic courses. If I don't make it with the band, I really hope
to get a job as a mechanical designer.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I think I'm pretty good at playing guitar! :D Also I really am good at making people feel better about themselves. I'm very genuine and I love to make people smile. Oh, and I'm wicked good at making coffee magically disappear ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually It's my hair. I color it a lot. Yeah. Maybe my eyes? I don't know! I'll let you decide.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really read that much. My favorite movies are V For
Vendetta, Step Brothers, Inglorious Basterds, and The Waterboy.
Music... I listen to the weirdest stuff sometimes. Ever hear of
Stolen Babies? If you have, message me! If not, message me and ask
about them! Okay I listen to some normal stuff too. Grunge, Punk,
I'm a huge metal head. I love metal :D Also, Rammstein. Lots and
lots of Rammstein.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone, Facebook, iPod, Guitar, Car, and Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Random things that normal people don't think of. And unicorns
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finishing up band practice and then either going out or staying home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I play Pokémon. I have no shame.
You should message me if
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You like the same music that I do, or if you like guys that are in
bands! OR! if you like laughing at ridiculous things that make
sense to a handful of people and nobody else. Or laughing in
general. Laughing is good. I'm rambling again. Okay but seriously.
My profile says I don't drink or any of that. Yes, I am
straightedge. I am no better or worse than you for it. If you're
straightedge, message me! I don't like smokers or drug users.
Drinking is alright, but not if you like.. get drunk every weekend
or some shit. Oh, and I may or may not be a bit shy, But I'm always
friendly! Feel free to message me!