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33 M Berkeley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jan 3
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Nothing I write is probably going to impress you enough to respond to my messages. And that is a big probably. No doubt, you glimpsed a thousand messages from men like myself and then dismissed them for any number of perceived flaws. This, I do not begrudge you. It's so damn easy, isn't it? We make it easy for you by our collective volume. However, I myself am one of those men who would carefully think and craft notes by the dozens, hoping that one- anyone of you ladies may answer, but to avail. Now, I'm just kind of tired of doing it. Sorry, but maybe that's the most apt self-summary I have. Hell, it's probably most of the men here and ergo, not very unique. But on behalf of my fellow men, I'd like to request you take a moment to find a guy you might like and take the initiative to talk to him first, even if you think he's not perfect and a bag of chips. If nothing comes of it, fine. But it does show us men that you care here. We appreciate it. In the meantime, I'm more likely to find women who care someplace else, like in the RL.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist trying to break into a storytelling medium any way I can. This includes earning an animation degree, applying for storyboarding jobs and most recently, becoming a graphic novelist. Google "Fossil Bunnies" to find out more about my story of a quixotic paleontology student and her quest to disprove the theory of evolution.

I've recently taken a job in the criminal justice system serving those on parole and probation. It's been educational and with time, might even be fulfilling. For now, though, it's just a job.
I’m really good at
Being the guy who remembers everything he learned in school. I cherish knowledge and earned every point of IQ I have. I'm far from a genius but I do think Socrates was right about the key to enlightenment was in being aware of the vastness of one's own ignorance. It's humbling and I'm also good at that. I know precisely when to be humble and when to discard humility in favor of pride.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a rather commanding voice, even when I try to speak normal. It's rather distinct and appreciation for the tone I use is often mixed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Little Miss Sunshine is the best movie ever! Don't laugh. There is no better film for working me out of a funk. Unforgiven and Inception vie for second. Seven Samurai and Dark City round out my top 5.

Muzak goes: The Killers, Muse, Protomen, Demons & Wizards, Dragon Force, Mumford and Sons, Radiohead, Bob Dylan and 3rd Eye Blind.

As for food, you may see me enjoying sushi as a matter of high tastes or Taco Bell when I'm being decadent.

And how can I forget books? Fight Club by Chuck Palahnuik and almost anything by Nietzsche, Warren Ellis or Christopher Hitchens. Also, The Watchmen by Alan Moore, Berserk by Kentaro Miura, Full Metal Alchemist by Hiromu Arakawa, The Giver by Lois Lowry and Stephen King's Dark Tower.
The six things I could never do without
My Muse (aside from the band)
A good grasp on reality
My sketchbook
Laughing in the face of absurdity
A sense of dignity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Nietzsche's Zarathustra were a samurai who joined forces with an undead Mexican gunslinger and they dueled Ayn Rand in a Pokemon battle to the death to decide the fate of the Presidency.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My best friend is a Satanist. They tend to be very cool people who are way more awesome than hipsters and can curse your enemies with their dark magics. Get to know a Satanist today!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're not boring. Boredom is the single unforgivable sin... Also, it helps to be a total nerd like me.