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Tomsusername

26 M Baltimore, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Maori (Fluently)

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My self-summary
67 year old catfish using pictures of outstandingly attractive young male. Hope thats's not a problem.

Keep reading, it gets worse.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in public health, hence all my pretentious travel photos, sorry. I never have my camera unless I'm pretentiously travelling.

You should invite me for a beer or some kind of cheese thing whether I'm in Baltimore or not.
I’m really good at
procrastination... I'll add more details later.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Do internet memes count as favorite reads? How about cat videos?
The six things I could never do without
1. iPhone- if this thing grew arms and legs, I swear to God we would fight crime together.
2. Dogs
3. Slow cooker
4. Reddit
5. The Daily Show
6. Hulu/Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Socioeconomic barriers to appropriate healthcare in developing countries, especially after complex humanitarian emergencies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Slamming a roast into my slow cooker, and bourbon into my gullet. I live in Mt Vernon, so there's not a lot of opportunity to meet straight women around me. Getting beers bought for me at the Hippo more than makes up for it.

Like literally everyone else here, I haven't had time to expand my social circles the natural way. Better living through technology! Also like everyone else, I am perpetually 30 seconds from deleting my profile, but it never happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am Banksy. Don't tell anyone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You hate sending the first message.

You kept reading after that catfish bit. I'm impressed!