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Tomsusername

27 Plymouth, MA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Retired
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Maori (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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67 year old catfish using pictures of outstandingly attractive young male. Hope thats's not a problem.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in public health, hence all my pretentious travel photos, sorry. I never have my camera unless I'm pretentiously travelling.

You should invite me for a beer or some kind of cheese thing. I'm probably far from home, and my blood cheese levels get dangerously low.
I’m really good at
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procrastination... I'll add more details later.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My incredible cleavage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Do internet memes count as favorite reads? How about cat videos?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. iPhone- if this thing grew arms and legs, I swear to God we would fight crime together.
2. Dogs
3. Slow cooker
4. Reddit
5. The Daily Show
6. Hulu/Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Socioeconomic barriers to appropriate healthcare in developing countries, especially after complex humanitarian emergencies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Like literally everyone else here, I haven't had time to expand my social circles the natural way. Better living through technology! Also like everyone else, I am perpetually 30 seconds from deleting my profile, but it never happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am Banksy. Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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You hate sending the first message.

You kept reading after that catfish bit. I'm impressed!

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