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27 Lagos, Nigeria Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Sep 26
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Used up
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat), Maori (Fluently)
My self-summary
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67 year old catfish using pictures of outstandingly attractive young male. Hope thats's not a problem.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in public health, hence all my pretentious travel photos, sorry. I never have my camera unless I'm pretentiously travelling.

You should invite me for a beer or some kind of cheese thing. I'm probably far from home, and my blood cheese levels get dangerously low.
I’m really good at
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procrastination... I'll add more details later.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My incredible cleavage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Do internet memes count as favorite reads? How about cat videos?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. iPhone- if this thing grew arms and legs, I swear to God we would fight crime together.
2. Dogs
3. Slow cooker
4. Reddit
5. The Daily Show
6. Hulu/Netflix
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Socioeconomic barriers to appropriate healthcare in developing countries, especially after complex humanitarian emergencies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Like literally everyone else here, I haven't had time to expand my social circles the natural way. Better living through technology! Also like everyone else, I am perpetually 30 seconds from deleting my profile, but it never happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am Banksy. Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
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You hate sending the first message.

You kept reading after that catfish bit.